Manchester - Llandudno 25 April 2015 featuring the Inaugural Hill Climb Sausage Challenge

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Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
Thought you lot might be interested in a bit of an update. First the good news. The insurers replaced my broken frame with a Dedacciai Strada Gladiatore. Lovely light frame, which has had all the parts swapped over and a couple of upgrades. Weighing in at 7.1kg without pedals it still needs to be test ridden.....

Which leads to the not so good news. My collar bone, despite being plated, is taking its time to heal. A week or two ago and there was no sign of repair or regrowth. Not so much pain, although the the ribs and sternum have stopped hurting.

Various blood tests, scans and an ECG have ruled out any suggestion that I lost consciousness before the spill, and so I can drive again. The loss of memory has been put down officially to concussion.

The huge bruise on my hip was masking something a bit more sinister though. Basically I was already well on my way to a hip replacement due to a cam impingement and the resulting osteo arthritis has become far less entertaining. I can hardly walk, and am bothered by levels of pain far worse than I can remember. I went to see a specialist today, who tells me that a replacement op is certainly an option. However, he cannot operate until the soft tissue has healed around the hip joint. There's a large area of fluid still under the skin/muscle on the outer side of my hip, and he suspects what he describes as a catastrophic shear injury. He's ordered an MRI scan to confirm this, but reckons it'll take about six months to clear up based on his experience.

I still can't go back to work until the clavicle has healed, and the hip means that until that is healed frontline duties are out of the question. So, a summer off work with few opportunities to cycle. Bugger.
 

theclaud

Openly Marxist
Location
Swansea
Crikey Cubist. Sorry to hear about all these complications. 'Catastrophic shear injury' is not a phrase one hopes to hear. Hope you mend at least a little faster than predicted.
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
Crikey Cubist. Sorry to hear about all these complications. 'Catastrophic shear injury' is not a phrase one hopes to hear. Hope you mend at least a little faster than predicted.
A bit of googling, and I think he means that the skin has sheared away from the tissue underneath it. This has resulted in a large blister type fluid build up. He tells me the chance of a successful hip replacement are greatly reduced as the healing wouldn't be complete. I've been on hefty doses of painkillers since 2011, and ought really to have requested a new hip joint a year or so ago. Being stupidly loyal to work has meant I have tried to grit my teeth and hide the symptoms with pain killers, but I can't hide it any more. I'm now stuck between a long, long period of sick leave, while they repair me enough to go back to full duties, or trying to work on a reduced capacity basis (not necessarily all that popular in the current cut-back climate) or taking a medical retirement. Bit of a watershed in the old career path right now.
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
Yay.... just got a text telling me to come in for a physio appointment on Thursday..... so you never know, at least I'll be able to find something I can do that isn't ill-advised..... oh and stop feeling sorry for me. I've learnt to bake absolutely awesome ginger biscuits, and treated the kids to a Netflix subscription.
Blimey Cubist, GWS.

I'll never get folk on the ride next year what with this year's rubbish weather and now "catastrophic shear injuries"

Are you kidding? I can't wait til next year..... I can treat it as a personal goal.
 

rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
All the best Cubist. If it's any consolation, I had a hip replacement 3 years ago and I'm still just as attractive to women:whistle:.
 
Location
Salford
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Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
Prompted by @Crackle , and wary of @vernon 's love of wallowing health threads, here's a bit of an update.

My collar bone is not knitting as fast as it should. I have now seen three consultants, and the guy leading the treatment on my hip has taken over n the clavicle. He ordered a CT scan which I had last week. I see him again in December.

The osteoarthritis in my hip was never going to improve, but I'm now having regular physio, and they have manipulated the joint so that I can at least walk in a straight line. The consultant above has agreed it needs replacement, but was concerned about the soft tissue damage which he described as catastrophic. To that end he ordered anMRI scan of my entire pelvis, as I was experiencing a range of symptoms, including a permanent feeling of having been kicked in the knackers. The MRI scan revealed a peritronchial Morel Lavallee lesion, which is a capsule of fluid built up between the muscle degloved in the fall, and the IT band around the hip joint. That needs to resolve before he will operate on the hip, and to add complications he will also insist that the clavicle is resolved. Apparently it's a straight race between new bone growth and metal fatigue from the plate.

The feeling of being kicked is diagnosed as osteitis pubis, trauma and inflammation of the pubic symphysis. It adds to the woes, and again needs treating with physio.

My life seems to revolve around painkillers, with up to four doses of codeine, paracetamol and ibuprofen a day depending on how busy I try to be. I was off work altogether until the end of July, and after a family holiday in August I was set up with sufficient IT to work from home. I can do admin and project work to support someone who is acting up into my role. He needs the help, and I needed to avoid further sick leave.

I have built or rebuilt four bikes since the accident, but have ridden only two of them outside. I can do a bit of gentle turbo work, and have had a couple of off road rides, but the pain in my clavicle suggested that I needed to keep the wheels on the ground.

I have built up enough stamina to walk the dog for an hour or two, but if I go on uneven ground intend to pay for it afterwards.

I can just about withstand a full day out shooting, but again, spend all the next day in serious pain. What the hell, I can't just stay in the house,it's driving me mad.
 
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