Marital dispute - please help settle it.

[SpokeyDokey]

So, way past Gin'o'clock and deep into the early hours and definitely beyond when most folk are snuggled under their duvets we were playing a modestly inebriated session of the Slappy Head game (Forehead or Sticky Head game or whatever you call it) our version is more violent as the Post-it is slapped on and usually accompanied by nose squeezing or ear tugging etc.

So... Alice (of Wonderland fame) has been plastered to my bonce and at some point I was making inroads to solving the conundrum and had suggested Cinderella or Snow White as the answer.

Then... I asked if I was in the right ballpark (an allowable question in our house rules) and I was told "no!".

I was miffed, the girl stood her ground and I eventually gave way. Soft bugger that I am!

Who was right?

Me or Gorgeous Girl?

 

[Domus]

You should know by now. Senior Management is ALWAYS right.

 

[MontyVeda]

From a Disney POV... you were in the right ball park. But Domus is correct too.

 

[BoldonLad]

@Domus has it exactly right, surprised you had to ask

 

[byegad]

The wronger she is the more trouble your in!

 

[Cycleops]

My wife is never wrong.

 

[MontyVeda]

They're almost always wrong... and that's why I'm single.

 

[mudsticks]

Alice in Wonderland is related to Snow White and or Cinderella how exactly??

I mean ficticous females yes, but then is Huckleberry Finn in the same 'ballpark' as Rumpelstiltskin??

 

[MontyVeda]

Alice in Wonderland is related to Snow White and or Cinderella how exactly??

...

Leading ladies in Disney films

 

[mudsticks]

Ah Disney Films.

In which case

Robinson Crusoe in in the same 'ball park'

as Robin hood right ?

 

[Punkawallah]

Ah. I'm bound for hell again.

Alice in Wonderland was, iirc, a novel, whereas the others were oral stories committed to print at a later date? So, obviously you were wrong, but for all the right reasons :-)

 

[Chris S]

Confucius say, "If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to here him then he is still wrong."

 

[Punkawallah]

As Chair of Theory at the University of Bollocks, I can say that it all depends on his marital status.
If married, he is still wrong, but as his spouse was not present he will not pay for the crime until she finds out about it. Which she inevitably will, because of the Immutable Laws of Comedy & Physics.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Even when she is wrong, the better half is always right.

 

[Saluki]

Sorry @SpokeyDokey, Mrs SpokeyDokey was correct.