Maybe we just weren't elitist enough for the ride?

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Bollo

Failed Tech Bro
Location
Winch
In a rare outbreak of earnestness....

Sportives take a lot of crap on the forum. They're not my cup of tea, but that isn't to say that they don't have a place or fulfil a need. There's nowt wrong with a well-organised, inclusive sportive that generates a bit of motivation and supports its riders.

There'll always be people who want to turn any activity into their own private club and the only response is to flip a mental finger and get on with your own thing. Attitude isn't related to ability - some of the nicest, most supportive cyclists I know are also the most talented.
 

Tin Pot

Guru
at 9.30 on our ride over to the hq we saw at least 30 odd passing us on the planned route.
So what?
Get there only to be eyed up and down by the organsiser.
So what?
Book in and then get told we are the last lot to go this was at 9.30.
So what?
Off we head and to say we didnt fit in around all the £2k + bikes and branded attire is an understatement.

So what?
The group of 15 shot off and left us to our own devices.

So what?
10 miles in the broom wagen flys past us
Hurry up then.
At this point we decided to ditch the sportif...
What sportif? The broom wagon had passed you...You left noting.
 

Cronorider

Well-Known Member
What an absolute bunch of lycra clad cockwombles. .

What's the matter with lycra?
 
I came across an organised cycle ride whilst driving South last year. There was a lead car with headlights on with a group of cyclists following on behind which gradually thinned out. As I passed the main group of riders I came across small groups followed by a car at the rear of so I thought. I continued on my way passing other cyclists who were unable to keep up and left to fend for themselves.
I did not like seeing that "Survival of the Fittest" attitude in action and would not wish to join in such an event.
 

Ajax Bay

Guru
Location
East Devon
this wasnt the event for you and that you would be better off trying an Audax
The "lycra clad cockwomble and £2k + bikes and branded attire" quotient will be low on an audax. And there is always a range of speeds. The minimum speed required to get round and appear on the list of finishers (which by the way does not include time and is ordered alphabetically by surname) is 15kph. There is no 'broom wagon' no support and there are no signs (except at the start/finish gateway). Everyone on the ride starts together, at the advertised time. The organiser may say a few words (last minute info or whatever) and then say 'well you may as well go then' and riders roll away.
There's one near you in a fortnight, in memory of Richard Ellis, a friendly and capable audax rider. The East Anglia calendar is here - entries from one and all welcome. Also I think you'd find the ACME crowd pretty welcoming (Audax Club Mid Essex).
 
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mjr

Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next
the list of finishers (which by the way does not include time and is ordered alphabetically by surname)
I think the results are split into AUK members first and lepers last.

Everyone on the ride starts together, at the advertised time.
Not my memory of it but maybe we were in the car park when the start was out on the road or something.

That's just two small differences, though. Audax is probably still well worth a go if you'd like something more organised than a social group ride but more relaxed than most sportives.
 
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