Tofu stir fry .
Seriously, this is what I'd choose too. Tofu, onion, cabbage and some other vegetables (nothing that grows in the ground - that's an energy source to make a plant grow!). Siracha, soy and lemon juice.
Don't go for a sousaphone lesson afterwards though.
 
				 
 
		
 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		
 
 
		 
 
		