Meet the new cat water gun

[Levo-Lon]

The easiest thing to do would be get your own cat.

Failing that, open the door and take a quick step towards them, maybe with a stamp of your foot. They'll shift sharpish.

Yeah, they're pretty handy swimmers, one of our cats used to get in the bath with me.

I have considered getting a cat..i just dont feel the need as cat's are not really my thing.
Im a dog person but we cant really have one sadly

 

[Fnaar]

Apparently Miss Goodbody's pussy regularly encroaches on the Verger's cucumber patch, and he has recently resorted to squirting in its general direction.

 

[captain nemo1701]

Apparently Miss Goodbody's pussy regularly encroaches on the Verger's cucumber patch, and he has recently resorted to squirting in its general direction.

A bloke came round to repair my burglar alarm and the moggy duly crawled out from under his car, stretched & yawned, then sprayed his front wheel. It regularly sprays on my fir tree in the back garden, so I ..er..occasionally pee on it (at night, no-one looking!!) to let it know that there's another alpha male here. Doesn't seem to work.

 

[nickyboy]

A bloke came round to repair my burglar alarm and the moggy duly crawled out from under his car, stretched & yawned, then sprayed his front wheel. It regularly sprays on my fir tree in the back garden, so I ..er..occasionally pee on it (at night, no-one looking!!) to let it know that there's another alpha male here. Doesn't seem to work.

It does deter badgers though. I was thoroughly hacked off with badgers digging up the lawns. Resorted to peeing in a small watering can and then pouring it on the grass (I had to use this interim step in case a neighbour saw me). Result...no badgers.

Only works with male pee apparently. Maybe I could set up a business selling it to badger-plagued spinsters

 

[Levo-Lon]

It does deter badgers though. I was thoroughly hacked off with badgers digging up the lawns. Resorted to peeing in a small watering can and then pouring it on the grass (I had to use this interim step in case a neighbour saw me). Result...no badgers.

Only works with male pee apparently. Maybe I could set up a business selling it to badger-plagued spinsters

Funny you should say that @nickyboy
A customer i re-laid a patio for told me she peed in a bucket and then used a diluted mix on her lawn.
She was quite an eccentric lady but she was a A level adjudicator so I'd think very intelligent.

I was careful not to use her buckets mind.

She had a very lush lawn though

 

[Levo-Lon]

Ahem. Don't let your [female dog] pee on your lawn, it will ruin it.

Yes indeed, my little Border ruined a lot of lawn.
I heard many tales of add this and that to her food, but i never did as she was only little and the moss was winning anyway

 

[captain nemo1701]

[QUOTE 4956593, member: 43827"]Pee on the fir tree or the cat? If the cat that's pretty impressive accuracy.[/QUOTE]
Sadly, my aim isn't what it used to be. It's the tree.

 

[Mrs M]

Can't wait 'til the kitten is old enough and can go outside and do his business in the neighbours garden

 

[Mrs M]

How could anyone shoot me

 

[Levo-Lon]

View attachment 373461 How could anyone shoot me

Ok ,if you must use blackmail

 

[slowmotion]

Ok ,if you must use blackmail

Don't be fooled. They always adopt that cute look after they've quietly pissed in your headphones.

 

[Mrs M]

Don't be fooled. They always adopt that cute look after they've quietly pissed in your headphones.

Ahem, he's done worse!

 

[Mrs M]

Don't be fooled. They always adopt that cute look after they've quietly pissed in your headphones.

I remember readin about the headphone "peeing incident"

 

[Levo-Lon]

I'll end up with a Cat at this rate, just so i can watch what happens when the wife has the i tunes on full belt with the headphones !!

 

[Mrs M]

This is what happens
Got me headphones on and the wee guy is saying "what is my mum doing"!