Middle-Class Crisis!

[theclaud]

Not for getting the bacon butty

Ahem! I'm trying to portray myself as a gourmet, here, and you're in danger of making me look like merely a glutton. In my defence, I had only had porridge for breakfast...

 

[slowmotion]

oh god

Hedge your bets, TC.
http://www.cookingwiththebible.com/reader/Default.aspx/GR3410-306/recipe/

 

[theclaud]

Hedge your bets, TC.
http://www.cookingwiththebible.com/reader/Default.aspx/GR3410-306/recipe/

iLB is just wondering whether there's a Puy lentil option at Subway.

That sounds pretty good. I happen to have some sumac.

 

[User169]

iLB is just wondering whether there's a Puy lentil option at Subway.

That sounds pretty good. I happen to have some sumac.

The sumac looks a slightly dubious ottolenghiesque affectation.

You can replace the rice with burghul for an armenian slant.

 

[theclaud]

[QUOTE 1984950, member: 1314"]i was going to pretend I knew what merguez sausages were but I'll admit I googled them. Sound lush. I'd have 'em with fried tomatoes, rasher of bacon, fried onions, all drowned in a dry red. For breakfast.[/quote]

I have the dry red. Bacon would complicate things unnecessarily. I could have some more for breakfast though...

 

[theclaud]

The sumac looks a slightly dubious ottolenghiesque affectation.

You can replace the rice with burghul for an armenian slant.

I've only ever put sumac in salad. Burghul takes tediousness to a whole new level.

 

[kernel gadaffi]

I've run out of Olive Oil! I'm going to have to pour the fat from some Merguez sausages over a bowl of green lentils. Am I a bad person?


Nope, that's just what I'd have done, with a tiny drop of red wine too.

 

[Linford]

I've run out of Olive Oil! I'm going to have to pour the fat from some Merguez sausages over a bowl of green lentils. Am I a bad person?

You've never been anything less than middle class Claudine - Can't you use Yogurt instead ?

 

[slowmotion]

I've only ever put sumac in salad. Burghul takes tediousness to a whole new level.

Your love of couscous disqualifies you from preaching on all matters culinary.

 

[theclaud]

You love of couscous disqualifies you from preaching on all matters culinary.

You are confusing Auntie Claud with Uncle Mort. I'm amenable to couscous in some circumstances, but not enamoured with it.

 

[slowmotion]

Oops! Sorry.

 

[theclaud]

You've never been anything less than middle class Claudine - Can't you use Yogurt instead ?

In situations like this, I ask myself "What would Noodley say?"

 

[lukesdad]

In situations like this, I ask myself "What would Noodley say?"

" Fecking Deep Fry It ...... Nobber ! "

 

[threebikesmcginty]

In situations like this, I ask myself "What would Noodley say?"

To be or not to be, that is the question: whether 'tis nobber.

 

[ufkacbln]

As it happens, I have argan oil on my hair. Because I'm so f**king exotic.

You've got hair!