Olive oil is one of those things my mother will never understand, like bottled water and alternative comedy. As far as she's concerned it's something you warm up and pour into your ears when you've got excessive wax.
Anyway, theclaud, surely you've moved onto organic hand-pooed argan by now?
Sausage fat very goodI've run out of Olive Oil! I'm going to have to pour the fat from some Merguez sausages over a bowl of green lentils. Am I a bad person?
No sticky toffee pudding
Sausage fat very good
Lentils very bad
He'll probably let you through The Pearly Gates though.
Look, just stash the lentils when you're in front of St Peter, OK?Are you insane? These were Puy lentils, for extra Middle-Classness! Lentils of all kinds are the food of the Gods, but even divine cuisine can be improved by bacon and/or sausages.