Middle Class Life Saver Of The Week

[Tynan]

'Middle class' is entirely respectable

Please qualify the phrase with something like 'ponce', 'idiot', 'hipster', etc

 

[oldfatfool]

Avocados so 1970's dinner party, are you have prawn cocktail and following it all up with black forest gateaux?

 

[Paulus]

Too much coconut milk gives you the squits apparently. I think i'll pass in that case.

Indeed it does.

 

[Cycleops]

Avocado are as cheap as chips down here, only they call them pear.

Top tip: When you are left with one half squeeze some lemon juice on it, it'll stop it going brown.

 

[Welsh wheels]

Ha, that's nothing. I have a gold tin to keep my quinoa in.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I have a gold tin
to keep my quinoa in

And you are a poet

 

[Tynan]

There's a bit more to poetry than the last word rhyming

It doesn't scan, just for starts

By the time Radio5 start sneering and the likes of Iceland get on board the 'trend setters' will have long since moved on to whatever is the latest 'look at me' nonsense

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

There's a bit more to poetry than the last word rhyming

Middle Class knowledge

 

[PK99]

pop in a small Tupperware pot with a few bits of red onion. works a treat.

brother in Zimbabwe had an avocado tree with fruit the size of a rugby ball. big mistake to park under it when ripe fruit were dropping

 

[Blue Hills]

I once spent an uncomfortable night having my tent bombarded with avocados, thrown by a troop of baboons.

I think that's a mating ritual. You could have been in there.

 

[Cycleops]

I think that's a mating ritual. You could have been in there.

Maybe he couldn't find a good looking one.

 

[Blue Hills]

Maybe he couldn't find a good looking one.

Some folk are so shallow.

Should have spent some time getting to know a few - they may have shared an interest in macrame, war gaming, kinks.

 

[Crackle]

Pah! Lob in plastic bag and dump in fridge. Forget about it and remove smelly mouldy plastic bag several weeks later. I've used this technique since time immoral.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Pah! Lob in plastic bag and dump in fridge. Forget about it and remove smelly mouldy plastic bag several weeks later. I've used this technique since time immoral.

Time immoral? Tell us more crax, ackshly no don't...

 

[Crackle]

Inspired by this thread I've just thrown out the mouldy stuff in my fridge.