Misheard song lyrics

[stevede]

When I was younger, I used to think the country song was singing about a 9 stone cowboy

 

[Ron-da-Valli]

Probably been done before but just for fun on this hot Friday and prompted by two that have come along this week.

I did not know "ever fallen in love with someone" then went "spurn your natural emotions" I had it as "spur your natural emotions"

Last night Cilla Black was on with Johnny Walker and I found out that "Something tells me, something's gonna happen tonight" then goes "I read in the papers that Gemini people will make it tonight". I had it as "the chairman of people will make it tonight" for the last 50 years.

Straying off song lyrics I thought the actor Ray Liotta was Raleigh Otter (bit of Essex helps with that one)


Hopefully you all will have some better ones!

Teenage Kicks started with different lyrics. " I wanna hold IT tight, get teenage kicks right through the night" Wonder why they changed it!

 

[Ron-da-Valli]

"We three Kings of Orient are, one on a bus and one in a car, one on a scooter blowing the hooter coming from yonder far"

We knew they were the wrong words, but they were the only ones we would sing.

We three kings of orient are, wearing corsets, knickers and bras. They're fantastic, no elastic, following yonder star.

 

[Silver Fox]

"If you're going to Sam Planks Disco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair."

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Are all of those actually genuine??

I don't know what you mean, they're all genuine songs and can all be misheard the way he describes.

GC

 

[cyberknight]

Plenty about .........

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

One of the best misheard lyrics songs I've heard.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

 

[Heifer73]

Away in a manger no crisps for the bear

 

[Heifer73]

Take My Breath Away

Julio Iglesias I saw you, in time you slipped away

Peter Kay was a DJ, so had time to miss hear lyrics. He is hilarious

 

[WellyWonkey]

REM's "the one I love"

For some reason I can't listen to this song without singing
"this one goes out to the one eyed dog.........this one goes out to the dog I left, b......lind!!!"

I know, I know! It's weird and it's wrong. Try it next time you hear it, it does actually fit well

I'll get me coat.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I don't know what you mean, they're all genuine songs and can all be misheard the way he describes.

GC

Of course they are all real songs, it is just that some of the bits mentioned sounded like they had been redone for the show, but, short of me listening to them all to check, I'll believe you.

 

[Heifer73]

Stereophonics Dakota

You made me feel like the worms

 

[JtB]

Apparently this young school child thought the national anthem went "A long train ran over us".

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Do you mean "Here we are now, in containers"

Here we are now into Day Nurse

 

[summerdays]

One of the first songs that my then young daughter sang along to was Love Me For A Reason.

However she used to sing:
Love me for a weasel, let the weasel be love... I can't actually hear the proper lyrics now as I always hear her version instead!