Pigs are clean and tidy animals! They only live in a mess if their conditions are too cramped. Free range sows give their newborn piglets a day or two to find their feet and then teach them that when you've got a whole field, you don't use your home as a toilet.You are right of course - a bit of personal hygiene and taking care of one's skin seems to be common sense for both genders. Unless you are the bloke I sat next to on the tube on Saturday, Mr Pigpen.
One upon a time, when I was younger and thin, I was a model. That's how I met Marie Helvin. Just the once but her advice about skin care - and it was simple advice - has stuck with me.
I used to do Bike Shows, car shows, boat shows etc. The vast majority of pics were taken by spotty oiks. I have moved so much that I no longer have the pictures. We were looking for them before we moved but it's been nearly 30 years and nearly as many house moves. There were no pictures of Marie and I though, we were just chatting. However, if you can get hold of an old Blakes Holiday catalogue c.1984 ish you might find me. It was all glamour glamour glamour in those days. My feet ache thinking about some of the footwear I wore at the events (not the Blakes shoot).PICTURES or it really didn't happen!
Hugh Laurie says that it does. Would Bertie Wooster lie to us?Lotil cream on my hands this time of year when I get splits in the finger tips from dry skin..
Face cream? ...not yet,does it work?