Monty python Not Funny

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alecstilleyedye

nothing in moderation
Moderator
When Fawlty Towers is shown in Spain, Manuel is Mexican.

i thought it was italian, but i could be wrong…
 

Dayvo

just passin' through
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

Alms for an ex-leper.

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: **** off! We're the People's Front of Judea


Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, **** off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we **** off, O Lord?


Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say.
The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!
Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in crowd: I'm not...
The Crowd: Sch!


Brilliant :rofl: :rofl:
 

tyred

Legendary Member
Can't stand Dad's Army! anytime you mention it someone always say's "Don't tell him Pike!" I have seen that episode and its just not funny!

I'm a fan of Dad's Army but I don't like that episode either. I've always thought it was over-rated and any comic value it might have had is done to death by now.


My favourite episode is the feature length one where they have a competition with the Eastgate platoon and ends with Jones completely pissed and hanging of a flagpole.
 

MacB

Lover of things that come in 3's
Can't stand Dad's Army! anytime you mention it someone always say's "Don't tell him Pike!" I have seen that episode and its just not funny!

sorry Wigsie but I've got to agree with you, I know, it hurts us both, but Dad's Army made my heart sink as a kid, almost as bad as Last of the Summer Wine
 

brockers

Senior Member
Can't believe I've not seen that clip before Yello Fang. I was just about to post some pretentious tripe about Heraclitus on The Guardian's CiF, when I came here to see what was happening too !

Anyway. After me, everybody -

Eeemmanuel Kant was a real pissant,
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger..etc

Still makes me laugh, that.
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
"Ooh look, Mrs N*****bater's exploded"
"Good thing too!"
"Owwww, she was my best friend"
"Oh don't be so sentimental mother, people explode every day"
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Meanwhile, back on thread, how can anyone dispute the genius of this.

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