more useless than the wasp?

[BigSteev]

mtb riser bars

I could have accepted mtb flat bars.

but I'm with Dell on OS maps (any scale).

 

[dellzeqq]

The first few issues of the Spectator are worth reading. Addison was a great writer.

A few more
Tescos
Channel Dave (which brings me to....)
Chanel - the clothes, the bags, the perfume, the lot
Roses

 

[dellzeqq]

1 to 50,000 OS maps are wonderful
1 to 1250 OS maps are wonderful

Anything in between, what's the point?

 

[theclaud]

The first few issues of the Spectator are worth reading. Addison was a great writer.

A few more
Tescos
Channel Dave (which brings me to....)
Chanel - the clothes, the bags, the perfume, the lot
Roses

Ah yes. Naturally, I meant the current one. Dave, according to its strapline, is "the home of witty banter". I wonder if Badders is a subscriber?

Can't agree on roses. Hybrid teas, perhaps, but not the proper ones...

 

[Bollo]

Getting all topical and serious........

Laws against the use of mobile phones while driving.

 

[theclaud]

Getting all topical and serious........

Burn him!

Car alarms.

 

[theclaud]

Weebles. What's the point of wobbling them?

To check that they don't fall down.

 

[theclaud]

But they don't. That's their whole raison d'être. Granted, they do demonstrably wobble.

You can't experience their not-falling-downness unless you wobble them. A bit like the Logan Rock before someone f**ked about with it. Lots of things don't fall down if you don't wobble them.

 

[dellzeqq]

I fear this might be the end of our beautiful relationship.

1:25000 Maps are the only OS Maps I use!

[and I live in Cheshire]

doh! If we used the same maps at the same time we would tip the entirety of space time in to a black hole. Think it through if you want to remain my alter ego!

French cars. Any car is pretty useless, but French cars, what's the point?

 

[Bollo]

doh! If we used the same maps at the same time we would tip the entirety of space time in to a black hole. Think it through if you want to remain my alter ego!

French cars. Any car is pretty useless, but French cars, what's the point?

OT, but you've just reminded me of what the attending copper said to me after coming together with a Volvo

"If that've been a French car you hit, they'd have been loading the driver into the ambo, not you"

 

[theclaud]

Pet snakes. What in God's name is that all about?
Those strips they hang out of the backs of cars.
Cars which don't have a spare wheel but give you a low-pressure bladder filled with snot instead.
Yellow caps on presta valves

Just a small team bumping this thread up then? That's a shame.

Pandas

 

[User482]

Cushions
"Baby on Board" car stickers

 

[theclaud]

Air fresheners

 

[User169]

grumpy old persons

 

[MacB]

grumpy old persons

fun types, especially those that tell you 'I'm mad I am'