more useless than the wasp?

[theclaud]

Those corkscrews with two arms that you push down. And the really stupid fish ones.

 

[theclaud]

fun types, especially those that tell you 'I'm mad I am'

With you on that. What about people who are described as "bubbly"?

 

[Davidc]

French cars. Any car is pretty useless, but French cars, what's the point?

Simply the best

Wouldn't buy any other.

 

[TheDoctor]

Alcohol-free wine. I mean, what's the ruddy point??
And laverbread. It makes rubbish toast!!!

 

[rich p]

I'm a bit worried about La belle Claude. She's becoming a frivolous carefree Cafe poster at the same time as running through the entire dictionary and atlas of things she finds useless.
It can only be a matter of time before she gets down to the R's but at least she'll get to M for MacB first. Phew!

 

[JediGoat]

Disposable, refillable pencils
The box for a tube of toothpaste
Bottled still water
Easter eggs
Pockets on pyjamas
Slippers
Cottage Cheese
Facebook
Covers for umbrellas that aren't waterproof

 

[JediGoat]

Oh, and while I'm on pockets:

Pockets on baby clothing

 

[ComedyPilot]

The United Kingdom.

 

[Fab Foodie]

doh! If we used the same maps at the same time we would tip the entirety of space time in to a black hole. Think it through if you want to remain my alter ego!

French cars. Any car is pretty useless, but French cars, what's the point?

This is the problem with life...

You see I'm 100% with you on Roses, they're an abomination of the highest order, but French Cars? French cars are wonderful and I happen to know that you have a liking for a certain Citroen...


Teapots.
Soprano Saxaphones
Hello/celeb mags
Celery

 

[Rezillo]

With you on that. What about people who are described as "bubbly"?

Aren't they usually dead?

In that "How would you describe Trishia before she had her tragic accident in the waste compactor?" "Oh, she was, she was, er....bubbly".

John

 

[theclaud]

Fishscrews?

No - Lazyfish! I couldn't think of the name earlier...

And egg poachers
Mange tout
Signs saying "Temporary Sign"
Margarine

Foodie couldn't be more wrong about teapots and celery. Haven't we had the celery barney before?

 

[theclaud]

Aren't they usually dead?

In that "How would you describe Trishia before she had her tragic accident in the waste compactor?" "Oh, she was, she was, er....bubbly".

John

Damn. How did you find out about the, er, accident? I was nowhere near, and I can prove it...

 

[theclaud]

I'm a bit worried about La belle Claude. She's becoming a frivolous carefree Cafe poster at the same time as running through the entire dictionary and atlas of things she finds useless.
It can only be a matter of time before she gets down to the R's but at least she'll get to M for MacB first. Phew!

How very dare you! I feel strongly about the pointlessness of mangetout, and will be producing a lengthy thesis about it in P&L. This, you lucky people, is just a taster...

 

[Aperitif]

...go to bed - your reputation is at stake.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Foodie couldn't be more wrong about teapots and celery. Haven't we had the celery barney before?

Damn, did I miss the Celery barney? I must stay-in more often.
The thing with teapots is this. man has designed many liquid holding vessels over the centuries with spouts/outlets that pour, cleanly, but somehow nobody has managed to attach one effectively to a teapot. Teapots are mostly OK up to the point where you have to dispense the tea and then they FAIL.