Jimmy Page.. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooring
Oh i dunno...
stairway to heaven is dull as f*ck, as is the rest of that
song remains the same video my brother used to repeatedly watch in the 80s. but when he gets jingly jangly and slightly folky (especially with Roy Harper)... he's got a cracking sound.
Another shout for yngwie malmstein... one trick pony.
I'm also going to nominate Steve Vai... as one of my favourite guitarists, i think anything outside of his work with the Zappas is painfully dull... cringe-worthy even.