Mr Celine
Discordian
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- Waxing my moustache
The first time I saw Trafalgar Square I burst out laughing. It always looked big and impressive on Blue Peter, but it's tiny!
It's not bad if you go up via the CMD arete.Ben Nevis. One of the ugliest heaps of rock on the planet.
Morecambe's lovely when you're on the prom with your back to MorecambeI was over in Lancaster with my sisters last Saturday. We thought it looked really nice, though the traffic on its little ring road was a pain! We came back via Morecambe and were not impressed with that, though the view across the bay to the distant Lake District mountains was splendid.
I have seen a lot of things in my time, and I think the one that made me go "What, that is it, really ?" was the Angel of the North - I had expected an enormous statue standing astride the gateway to Newcastle/Gateshead - but what it turned out to be was a rather uninspiring weirdly shaped angel plonked next to the M1.
Edinburgh... the epitome of underwhelming tourist tat.
I can....ahem!.... see why.......However the most jaw dropping piece of sculpture I've ever seen is Corradini's Portrait of Majesty in Naples -
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