Ms RT is away for a few days.

[Rhythm Thief]

What shall I do? I've already ignored the washing up for an afternoon and come upstairs with my boots on. Any other suggestions?

 

[ianrauk]

Eat tonights dinner on a tray on your lap in the lounge..
go on, go mental...

 

[postman]

Ha Ha BRILLIANT .Refuse to set her a place at tea time .Leave the seat up .

 

[Fnaar]

Clean and dust absolutely everywhere and tidy all the cupboards?
Or have beer and a fag with your feet on the coffee table.
Cook and freeze enough meals for a month?
Lie on the floor and contemplate the ceiling?
Have a sherman?
The possibilities are endless!

 

[andharwheel]

Pizza, beer and a DVD is what I do when the Mrs is away.

 

[Coco]

Stick your own head under the blanket

 

[dudi]

take a poo with the door open... the height of vulgarity, and as such a rarely enjoyed indulgence.

 

[tyred]

Leave the toilet seat up.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Leave the toilet seat up.

If I do that, the cat drinks from the loo.

 

[Greedo]

Curry
beers
whisky
dodgy websites
Every tv and radio in the house on with different channels
Get the boys round

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Eat your curry take-away from the foil cartons, using only naan bread and your fingers - wipe hands on curtains afterwards.

Belch 'God Save the Queen' as you drink your beer.

Clean your bike in the front room.

If you're using the sink as a toilet it's considered polite to take the dishes out first.

 

[HobbesChoice]

Get online and order that n+1 you've had your eye on, but make sure it's next day delivery. Mucky it up a little and stick it in the shed/garage.

In a week or two get it out to ride and when she asks "is that a new bike?" just say "No, I've had it ages, you've seen this before" !!!

 

[ianrauk]

Better still, ask for some help in the shed. Ask her if she can pass you that old (new) bike that's been sitting there gathering dust as it needs a clean.

Get online and order that n+1 you've had your eye on, but make sure it's next day delivery. Mucky it up a little and stick it in the shed/garage.

In a week or two get it out to ride and when she asks "is that a new bike?" just say "No, I've had it ages, you've seen this before" !!!

 

[ChrisKH]

Throw yourself around the living room naked whilst having a Sherman and if anyone spots you, tell them there are Russian spies hiding at the edge of the room disguised as wallpaper who have ordered you to do so at gunpoint.

(Courtesy of Derek & Clive)

 

[rich p]

Get online and order that n+1 you've had your eye on, but make sure it's next day delivery. Mucky it up a little and stick it in the shed/garage.

In a week or two get it out to ride and when she asks "is that a new bike?" just say "No, I've had it ages, you've seen this before" !!!

No feminine solidarity here then, Hobbesy?