Mundane News

[Maverick Goose]

My Uniqlo order was dispatched today

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

My Uniqlo order was dispatched today

I had to google Uniqlo to know that there was a consignment of clobber coming your way.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I have heartburn

 

[vernon]

I have heartburn

You're Joan of Arc ICMFP.

 

[Aperitif]

I'm encouraging the four millionth post....

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I'm encouraging the four millionth post....

It must have worked: we're on 4,000,000,004 as of 6:22am.

 

[vernon]

I'm guessing a glass of absinthe won't help.

A pie might help.

 

[vernon]

It's a balmy 15˚C in Leeds.

 

[Lullabelle]

I am in the kitchen waiting for the tea to brew then going back to bed. No need to be awake at this time of day

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I needed to get up out of bed to await delivery of a bed for someone who's still in bed. One more mug of tea and I'm off. Who on earth delivers beds at 7:20 on a Saturday morning?

 

[summerdays]

I'm going to have to make my own coffee this morning, Mr Summerdays is still sleeping like a baby!

 

[mybike]

Now there's trouble. Not only is Mrs R upset at @vernon's overtures but she's found a fly in her coffee. The day is starting badly.

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Looks more like mud than coffee, maybe the fly was confused.

 

[vernon]

Looks more like mud than coffee,

It was freshly ground coffee.

 

[summerdays]

The fly is dead.

Is Gravel around to check on your diagnosis.... Maybe he could help revive him?

 

[vernon]

Is Gravel around to check on your diagnosis.... Maybe he could help revive him?

It was Gravel who stoned it to death.