Reports written, as my clients have to read them before they get sent to the Jobcentre I said they were welcome to correct the German, so now I can be fairly sure it's grammatically correct.
Never seek advice on grammar from a German. They are with the exception of pedants total crap at it. And it's only getting worse with changes in the internet and messaging.
My keyboard has suddenly changed to qwertz, so nearly quatsch
The endless debates about whether I am over but not on the bridge but stationary or physically in motion over the bridge or stopped at some point on the surface of the bridge has beaten me already. Only relevant in court or insurance forms
My boss was German and a pedant I respected. He was the authority, but he left and gave me the keys.
Nobody at Corporate in Boston realised that giving me the job so messed things up.
Always went to a tie breaker when I left for the airport and awaited the result without daring ask how they got there.
Corporate suits kept parking their cars in Einbahnstraße and complaining they could not find it