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deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
Why is it when you get home from being away the house always needs tidying.

Two more cuppas went south
If I couldn't leave the flat in a mess, I'd hardly be able to leave it at all.
 

Ming the Merciless

There is no mercy
Location
Inside my skull
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Gwylan

Guru
Location
All at sea⛵
Here's one idea for you...

Roll the turkey breast steaks around the stuffing, season with a bit of pepper and sage, and then roll that in bacon. Sear in a pan and pop the pan in an oven (180C fan) for around 15 mins, depending on the thickness of the turkey.

Why does the turkey IQ matter?
 

Gwylan

Guru
Location
All at sea⛵
Got out for a walk.Got to the main road about three mins away and walked in to a local cafe,a latte and a Pastal da Nata,a warm custard tart thing,oh my word that was nice,so a shorter walk.

When I'm appointed eternal emperor of the galaxy an early edict will be to ban "Pastal da Nata".
Similar things like it, including egg custard will also be banned. That french abomination, creme brule will be included in the list.
Sloppy, half cooked things passed off as quiche will be added to the list
The words will be removed from dictionaries and be declared profanities. Using these words will be punishable. My creative team are working on possible, unpleasant, not immediately fatal options.
The punishment for being caught in possession of the offending item is too awful for readers to hear.
 

deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
When I'm appointed eternal emperor of the galaxy an early edict will be to ban "Pastal da Nata".
Similar things like it, including egg custard will also be banned. That french abomination, creme brule will be included in the list.
Sloppy, half cooked things passed off as quiche will be added to the list
The words will be removed from dictionaries and be declared profanities. Using these words will be punishable. My creative team are working on possible, unpleasant, not immediately fatal options.
The punishment for being caught in possession of the offending item is too awful for readers to hear.

Damned eggstreamists!
 
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