Got out for a walk.Got to the main road about three mins away and walked in to a local cafe,a latte and a Pastal da Nata,a warm custard tart thing,oh my word that was nice,so a shorter walk.
When I'm appointed eternal emperor of the galaxy an early edict will be to ban "Pastal da Nata".
Similar things like it, including egg custard will also be banned. That french abomination, creme brule will be included in the list.
Sloppy, half cooked things passed off as quiche will be added to the list
The words will be removed from dictionaries and be declared profanities. Using these words will be punishable. My creative team are working on possible, unpleasant, not immediately fatal options.
The punishment for being caught in possession of the offending item is too awful for readers to hear.