rockyroller
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- Location
- 20 miles northwest of Boston, MA
I can't find my Stanley knife 😔
I think I will go to bed. I'm sure it will turn up when n the morning!
here's hoping you're ready for it
I can't find my Stanley knife 😔
I think I will go to bed. I'm sure it will turn up when n the morning!

If I couldn't leave the flat in a mess, I'd hardly be able to leave it at all.Why is it when you get home from being away the house always needs tidying.
Two more cuppas went south
Why is it when you get home from being away the house always needs tidying.
Two more cuppas went south
Old man here in Meanwood volunteering to do quality control testing,no fee needed,i will do it for nowt,that's a first from a Yorkshireman.
Here's one idea for you...
Roll the turkey breast steaks around the stuffing, season with a bit of pepper and sage, and then roll that in bacon. Sear in a pan and pop the pan in an oven (180C fan) for around 15 mins, depending on the thickness of the turkey.
Got out for a walk.Got to the main road about three mins away and walked in to a local cafe,a latte and a Pastal da Nata,a warm custard tart thing,oh my word that was nice,so a shorter walk.
When I'm appointed eternal emperor of the galaxy an early edict will be to ban "Pastal da Nata".
Similar things like it, including egg custard will also be banned. That french abomination, creme brule will be included in the list.
Sloppy, half cooked things passed off as quiche will be added to the list
The words will be removed from dictionaries and be declared profanities. Using these words will be punishable. My creative team are working on possible, unpleasant, not immediately fatal options.
The punishment for being caught in possession of the offending item is too awful for readers to hear.