Wandered over the shop for milk earlier as I got to the old folks bungalows there is a black dude on an MTB coming the other way. Cycling 'no-handed' whilst gazing at his phone he nearly cleared up a couple of kids on their way to school (and he wasn't a young lad, mid 30's I'd say)
Anyhoo as I got to the corner I heard a clatter behind me and saw this guy picking himself and the bike up down by the railing barrier (put there to stop cars using the walkway as a 'cut-through')....................Made I chuckle a bit.
Oh and before anyone says "That's a bit cruel" the guy was an peanut, nice to see a bit of instant Karma.