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[postman]

Plus brown sauce.

I see the post was late again.Well i am getting old and me legs are not wot they used to be.But two votes for brown sauce.

 

[randynewmanscat]

Don't think you can come on here begging your Padano.

Don't try and lure me into another round of dairy product based puns.
I'm in cold turkey weaning myself off them, I might try some cured meat puns to see if it provides relief.

 

[Tribansman]

Oh dear.......that really is a full on, industrial grade tragedy.

It's only a tragedy if anyone's in my vicinity a couple of hours later

Take it you wouldn't be a fan of a beans (stewed till they're sticky) and cheese omelette either? Food of the gods

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I see the post was late again.Well i am getting old and me legs are not wot they used to be.But two votes for brown sauce.

Well I'm voting for mustard. I'll never cut the mustard.

 

[randynewmanscat]

I have a sneaking suspicion that you are making light of my grave misfortune. The yolk dribbled through the hole in the toast onto the plate that contained my breakfast. Everybody knows that yolk that is smeared on a plate bears no comparison to yolk on toast.

Yes but had you taken the carnivore provision of covering the sad toast so full of holes with a fat back rasher you would not be relating this woe.

 

[randynewmanscat]

Baked beans on toast, topped with a fried egg...

Beans must not touch the egg, it is a cardinal rule. On a breakfast platter for instance the beans must be isolated from the other elements with a toast barrier.
Those are hard and fast rules.

 

[slowmotion]

Yes but had you taken the carnivore provision of covering the sad toast so full of holes with a fat back rasher you would not be relating this woe.

I like it! A bacon bandage. I think that sailors use the same sort of thing when the hull of their yacht gets punctured by a passing whale, mid-ocean.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Yes but had you taken the carnivore provision of covering the sad toast so full of holes with a fat back rasher you would not be relating this woe.

You seem to be suggesting baconing over the cracks.

 

[randynewmanscat]

Phew, no mention of what's been swept under the carpet!

For the silverfish to eat.

 

[Tribansman]

You seem to be suggesting baconing over the cracks.

A more robust option is a Parma Dam

 

[randynewmanscat]

You seem to be suggesting baconing over the cracks.

I prefer such terms as baffle plate or bund.
With properly arranged sandwiches most egg yolk excursions can be avoided.
Occasionally there will be yolk on the plate which is a sad event but worse things happen.

 

[randynewmanscat]

I'm off to make some ham, Emmenthal and chive toasties. Puns are appetite inducing.

 

[Tribansman]

This just popped up on my twitter feed, no idea why.

But it must be two of the best minutes in TV history


View: https://youtu.be/RmMPKB2ldHQ

 

[slowmotion]

A more robust option is a Parma Dam

Hmm.....Parma ham would certainly conform to the contours of toast better than back bacon ( and form a better seal ) but I think it would be too early in the day to start on such an exotic delicacy. Maybe we need a spreadable sourdough bread filler that would set in the toaster.

 

[randynewmanscat]

Hmm.....Parma ham would certainly conform to the contours of toast better than back bacon ( and form a better seal ) but I think it would be too early in the day to start on such an exotic delicacy. Maybe we need a spreadable sourdough bread filler that would set in the toaster.

Plug some fried mushrooms into the holes first, then the bacon sub base.