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Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Me neither. People would try and tell me that I should appreciate it because "School days are the happiest days of your life, you know" to which I'd say "You mean it gets worse after this?"

This upset people.

Yes I was told that at School, so I went, waiting for the best days of my life.

... They never happened.
 
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I've been to Verona, lovely place.
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tyred

Squire
Location
Ireland
I liked metalwork and woodwork and not much else at school.

In particular, I hated PE, the domain of sadistic teachers and as someone with zero interest in team sports like football, a prime target for bullying.
 

Mike_P

Guru
Location
Harrogate
I was always left back for the team defending the goal nearest the river, for some reason ends were never changed probably because their was never half time, as the pitch sloped downwards at that corner and invariably the land immediately beyond was well below water level so being the tallest I spent most of the time wading through the water to get the ball back. Probably should have worn swimming trunks rather than football shorts!
 
Good job I managed to finally get into my mailer and check my e-mails. Top one was "rate your delivery"

Went outside to look, and the sack of cat litter was left outside my front door. Courier must've come while we were eating supper. Box is a soggy mess (it's snowing) but the litter comes in a plastic sack.

I'm still waiting on the eight boxes of Gourmet Gold pate & melting heart cans. That's been delayed.
 
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