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Jenkins

Legendary Member
Those electronic speed signs can go and do one! Slogging away into a head wind today and the sign lights up showing 14mph and "Thank You" followed by a smily face.
 

Jenkins

Legendary Member
One final observation for the day - I may not be the best dressed cyclist (baggy shorts/Craghopper trousers when on a road bike for example) but I did a double take at the youth riding a BMX machine in a hooded dressing gown, pyjama trousers, t-shirt and flip flops in Ipswich this afternoon.
 

Reynard

Guru
One final observation for the day - I may not be the best dressed cyclist (baggy shorts/Craghopper trousers when on a road bike for example) but I did a double take at the youth riding a BMX machine in a hooded dressing gown, pyjama trousers, t-shirt and flip flops in Ipswich this afternoon.

Now, I'll wear one of my large collection of onesies whilst puttering around the house, but it doesn't go beyond the gate, much less wearing it to ride a bicycle...
 
Ran out of Rizla's :becool:
Been doing a lot of tracing ?:whistle:
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Hmm, still no money in the office 'milk tin' other than coppers. I don't know where everyone thinks the milf comes from, but it's been refreshed each week for the last month with no money. Office of about 15, and muggings has got the milk as I'm i early. :angry:

Must send a reminder after last week's fridge clear out.
 

PeteXXX

Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...
Hmm, still no money in the office 'milk tin' other than coppers. I don't know where everyone thinks the milf comes from, but it's been refreshed each week for the last month with no money. Office of about 15, and muggings has got the milk as I'm i early. :angry:

Must send a reminder after last week's fridge clear out.
Milf? What kind of office do you work in, exactly... 😉
 
Last night my boys told me a curious pattern that repeats frequently when they talk to teachers and friends parents:

"Where are you from?"
"My mum is Japanese and my dad is British"
(Pause, then in sympathetic tones)
"So... does your dad drink lots then?"

I thought it was Russians with this reputation but apparently not...
 
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