Mundane News

[Gravity Aided]

I've been wondering why Pete Hegsmith always stands as though he's poised to whip a Colt 45 from each trouser pocket at a split second's notice. Does he practice in the mirror?
It's rather odd.

The seas are getting a little choppy over here. Time for another nip at the cable.

 

[Gravity Aided]

My dog is helping me eat some sardines.

 

[Reynard]

That was a fabulous match between Shaun Murphy and John Higgins. The last (deciding) frame was just so absorbing.

My dog is helping me eat some sardines.

Earlier, my cat was helping me eat some tuna.

 

[derrick]

No more holidays booked for this year.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Fix my dick, part 3.
....
Still got the muddy mess, but the dross is gone.
All the rubble cleared and in the skip
The old membrane removed and in the skip.

It sounds like you're going to need industrial grade medical treatment for that.

 

[rockyroller]

howling cold wind

 

[rockyroller]

I've been wondering why Pete Hegsmith always stands as though he's poised to whip a Colt 45 from each trouser pocket at a split second's notice. Does he practice in the mirror?
It's rather odd.

he's another juvenile class clown & the ppl who pay him any attention are morons

 

[rockyroller]

Fix my dick

what are you writing about? I can barely follow any of that. I know there's a language barrier, but a hint, please?

 

[classic33]

 

[slowmotion]

he's another juvenile class clown & the ppl who pay him any attention are morons

I guess his mission to morph from clown to Impressive Warrior isn't going too well despite the facilities of a fully equipped make-up suite at the Pentagon.

 

[Reynard]

Anyways, time for me to bank the fire for the night and trot off upstairs to bed via a nice hot bath.

Nunnight one and all xxx

 

[PeteXXX]

<yawn>