Musician Jokes
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Rhythm Thief
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- Ross on Wye
The Velvet Curtain said:
That's not a joke.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
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- ...on the slake
What do you throw a drowning guitarist?
His amplifier
His amplifier
Beardie
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- Disneyland's twin town
You are lost in the jungle. Just as you are about to despair, in a clearing you see a very good recorder player, a very bad recorder player, and a pink elephant. Which one do you ask for directions?
The very bad recorder player, because the other two are just products of your fevered imagination.
The very bad recorder player, because the other two are just products of your fevered imagination.
thegrumpybiker
New Member
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- North London
Well this isn't a joke exactly, it's from a genuine pub conversation I had with a couple of mates.
We were talking about Blues musicians and noticed how many of them were blind, or at least according to their nicknames, Lemon Jefferson, Willie McTell, Willie Johnson to name but a few. We then went on to wonder how many ailments afflicted other blues musicians leading us to ponder over the more obscure Deafmute Magee, Gammy leg Hank Jones, Gastroenteritus Joe Smith, Ingrowing toenails Henderson and Goutfoot Charlie Washington.
I guess you had to be there...
We were talking about Blues musicians and noticed how many of them were blind, or at least according to their nicknames, Lemon Jefferson, Willie McTell, Willie Johnson to name but a few. We then went on to wonder how many ailments afflicted other blues musicians leading us to ponder over the more obscure Deafmute Magee, Gammy leg Hank Jones, Gastroenteritus Joe Smith, Ingrowing toenails Henderson and Goutfoot Charlie Washington.
I guess you had to be there...
Beardie
Well-Known Member
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- Disneyland's twin town
And, of course, Bleedin' Gums Murphy!
Three Blokes are sitting in a bar and they get talking. First guys starts bragging about how much he earns: £90,000 2 flash cars, 4 houses etc. The 2nd guy brags too: 50,000 1 flash car, 2 houses. 3rd guys is really quiet. 1st guys asks him how much he earns. £10,000. The second guys asks "what guage strings do you use?"
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Rhythm Thief
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- Ross on Wye
Violas are what the classical music world has instead of banjos or accordions: instruments that exist solely for other musicians to take the piss out of. I don't know why either.
I don't know why either.
Fab Foodie
hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
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- Kirton, Devon.
IIRC it was Sir Malcolm Sargent. I heard it as...
Between your legs you have a thing of great beauty and all you can do is scratch it...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Sargent
CounterfeitKelly
New Member
What do you call a cross between a guitarist and a drummer?
The bass player.
The bass player.
