My Daughter is growing up

[vernon]

My 12 year old has began sprouting.You know what i mean, but she is my little girl and i don't want her to sprout,it means she is growing up.

Do the honorable thing and teach her to shave then.

 

[wanda2010]

^ No shaving. Waxing.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

" Well - they'd never make it past the auditions on The X-Factor! "

Having had to endure it this evening and hearing that chubby bloke with the shít haircut saying he cannae stand guitars I realise that nobody with any talent would progress - and also why here is so much crap music around nowadays.

He tends to favour boys with a cute smile and girls who warble - and sneers in a dirty old man way at both types. <shudder>

I so wish someone like Lemmy would appear and smash his bass across his head. And then pour a pint of Jack Daniels across his shít haircut.

But not to worry, Mrs Marmion is now off out to work and I have control of the TV once again...

 

[Markymark]

We have a 5 and 2 yo. All I can say is after 1,200 miles in the car through France with their music is no, I don't want to build a &£;@ing snowman

 

[roadrash]

We have a 5 and 2 yo. All I can say is after 1,200 miles in the car through France with their music is no, I don't want to build a &£;@ing snowman

it doesnt have to be a snowman

 

[cosmicbike]

We have a 5 and 2 yo. All I can say is after 1,200 miles in the car through France with their music is no, I don't want to build a &£;@ing snowman

Sounds like you need a copy of 'All Aboard', with classic tunes including 'My Boomerang Won't Come Back' & 'My Brother'

 

[Julia9054]

We have a 5 and 2 yo. All I can say is after 1,200 miles in the car through France with their music is no, I don't want to build a &£;@ing snowman

I always had a strict "no kids music in the car" policy.
One of the best things about having teenage kids is the music they've introduced me to which I'd never have managed to discover myself.

 

[vernon]

^ No shaving. Waxing.

For a beard?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

oh no she wont of i i have anything to do with it

Well - you won't be allowed to have anything to do with it

 

[Batgirl]

my 13 years and 300 days old daughter has finally decided that after 4 years and numerous concerts ,books ,cd's etc etc she has outgrown boy band JLS so down have come the posters and out has gone the Duvet cover , the poster has been replaced by an Ed Sheeran one and the duvet has been replaced by a nice girly one .

I am sure there are more changes to come

Aww my eldest has outgrown 1Direction.... be careful what you wish for though... I went from A-ha (back in the day) to Metallica \m/ as a teen!

 

[biggs682]

Aww my eldest has outgrown 1Direction.... be careful what you wish for though... I went from A-ha (back in the day) to Metallica \m/ as a teen!

as long as its her decision

Well - you won't be allowed to have anything to do with it

dont i know it but thats another story

 

[Batgirl]

as long as its her decision



dont i know it but thats another story

Cool dad points right there!

 

[ianrauk]

Hes saved ! Caught my lad singing along to The Jam

My 4 year old sings along to Pantera, Slayer, Soulfly and Sepultura...

 

[biggs682]

My 4 year old sings along to Pantera, Slayer, Soulfly and Sepultura...

who ???

 

[ianrauk]

who ???

Nah, the Who are not heavy enough for him....