My sister drowned yesterday.

[PaulB]

But as my dad said, "Look on the bright side. If she'd have floated, we'd only have had to burn her."

 

[Globalti]

Arf arf....

 

[yello]

I take it this a joke then? I wasn't sure from the title.

 

[Maz]

I'm sorry to hear that, PaulB.

 

[Aperitif]

Not funny.
Was her name Tracy...(hope not)?
Because this is a 'joke' that should sink without trace.
(She was probably weighed down by all the hubcaps in her pockets)