Mysteries of the Universe....how do.....

[midlife]

Black and Decker?

Shaun

 

[User32269]

Hedgehog protection racket? Excellent.
"Ello guvnor, that's a nice set of wheelie bins.................shame if summin 'appened to it....?"

It's a wildlife version of "can we mind yer car mate?" that awaits visitors to Anfield and Goodison on match days!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I pay a gang of hedgehogs to protect 3 wheelie bins. Don't have any snail or slug issues. Nobody messes with Scouse hedgehogs.

Except you now have two wheelie bins and they're both up on bricks.

 

[classic33]

.....snails get inside a closed wheelie bin.

The council has trained the slugs to spy on you to make sure you are putting the right rubbish in your bin.

 

[marknotgeorge]

Yes, and like GPS, they were downgraded for civvy use. Those mil-spec wheelie bins could hold exploding nukes (back when it was still politically correct to explode them).

Is that why the council won't let me put hydrogen bombs in the blue bin?

 

[perplexed]

Is that why the council won't let me put hydrogen bombs in the blue bin?

If we don't hear from you in the next week or so, we'll assume there's no internet connection at Guantanamo Bay...

Edit: Changed a typo!

 

[lutonloony]

do snails count as food waste? Just wondering because I got yellow stickered last week!