Name two things that it's physically impossible to do at the same time ...

[Archie_tect]

Running and pooing. It can't be done.

Paula can....

 

[Maz]

Have you tried?

I'm sure Mr.Widdecombe has.

 

[Archie_tect]

How long do I have to try for before I give up?

You're clearly not thinking hard enough.

 

[Archie_tect]

Type and .....aaah, aaah, ach'ooooo.... sneeze.

I'll fetch a cloth....

 

[ComedyPilot]

Sprint on a velodrome, and keep the cadence up over the finish line

 

[661-Pete]

W*nk and shave (or so I've been told)

Especially if:
(a) you use a cut-throat razor, and
(b) you absent-mindedly swap hands half way through...

 

[Coco]

W*nk and shave (or so I've been told)

Depends on who you are shaving

 

[Bigsharn]

You can't be driving in rush hour traffic and be having fun at the same time...

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Watch TV and listen to my Wife.

 

[germanicdogman]

scratch the back of your head and elbow with same hand

 

[snorri]

W*nk and shave (or so I've been told)

When I wake up on a bright day in spring, and everything seems right with the world , I often wink at myself in the mirror as I shave.

 

[ColinJ]

I predict that for reasons of good taste, this thread will disappear in the next 24 hours so I'd like to suggest that is physically impossible for a thread to exist on a server and not exist on a server at the same time!

 

[JamesAC]

W*nk and shave (or so I've been told)

I don't shave!

 

[rualexander]

I'd like to suggest that is physically impossible for a thread to exist on a server and not exist on a server at the same time!

Unless its started by someone called Schrodinger?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sorry, but it is, just check out You Tube... type in Marathon and a word you might think appropriate, there are many examples.

Well, I can CYCLE and have a crap at the same time without even stopping OR making a mess, beat THAT!!

W*nk and shave (or so I've been told)

Surely it depends on whereabouts you are shaving??


I'll get me coat.