Name two things that it's physically impossible to do at the same time ...

[upsidedown]

Work at my office and smile.

 

[TheDoctor]

Be in China AND check Facebook :-(

 

[Silver Fox]

Have a conversation and listen to another conversation on the other side of the room.... unless you're a women

 

[byegad]

Running and pooing. It can't be done.

Not so, as many a soldier on the losing side has found out as they routed!

 

[NormanD]

Die without the Mrs knowing where the insurance policy is hidden

 

[Dan B]

sneezing and keeping your eyes open ??

I've hear that this is because the pressure would pop your eyeballs out of your skull. I think this is most likely an urban legend, but it deserves circulation nonetheless

oh, and going for a pee when your old man is "happy"

Medically it's entirely possible. The problem is merely one of directing the flow

 

[cisamcgu]

Have a go on a Segway and not smile

(I had a go in the Lakes last week - absolutley brilliant fun)

 

[ColinJ]

Unless its started by someone called Schrodinger?

I knew there was a cat-ch!

 

[661-Pete]

Which reminds me - here's the boring scientific answer to the question.

"Boring", did I say? Not at all, I remember being fascinated by the topic, way back when I was a first-year Physics undergrad. (*sigh*)

 

[Keith Oates]

Listen to the MIL and be happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Keith Oates]

Be in China AND check Facebook :-(

or Twitter, or Watch U tube, etc. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[User482]

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Babies can.

 

[slowmotion]

sneezing and keeping your eyes open ??

Not so fast, my friend. gary r of this parish can. See post #158 of this thread...


https://www.cyclechat.net/

 

[Shaun]

Which reminds me - here's the boring scientific answer to the question.

"Boring", did I say? Not at all, I remember being fascinated by the topic, way back when I was a first-year Physics undergrad. (*sigh*)

Cor ... even the Wiki link is mind boggling enough for me ...

I get the basic idea, but only just ...

 

[Zoiders]

Moving away slightly from the scatological nature of this topic: be in 2 different places.

As you were..

Quantum theory disputes this claim.