Need advice, pronto

[wheresthetorch]

I just say "I can't possible accept any religion that doesn't subscribe to the doctrine of the Trinity". Does the trick.

 

[Drago]

You've not taught the dog to go mental when you say 'God Botherers' yet, very remiss of you.

Missed opportunity there. I should've said "Osama!" to him and he'd have gone bimbo.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Tell them about your blood transfusion.

 

[classic33]

Tell them about your blood transfusion.

For next time, there will be one.
Small bore plastic tubing(fish tank air supply size) running up the arm, out of view.

 

[Cuchilo]

The God botherers are in our street. I reckon I've about 15 minutes before they work their way around the cul de sac to get to my gaff. They're all young men in suits, so can't chat them up to get ride of them.

You folks got 15 mins to figure out how I can avoid them, or what I can say to get shot of them.

Last time i had them walk up the drive i opened the upstairs window and told then no one was in . They said thankyou and buggered off

 

[Cuchilo]

When i say buggered i dont mean they ........ i dont think they are allowed to do that

 

[classic33]

What's the statistics on that then? Presumably you've done the experiment often enough to have compiled the statistics.

Well, the Blues in their Blacks went red, whilst the Reds never bothered/decided against calling.

 

[Slick]

I know the truth can be boring but I just tell them that I have my own religious beliefs and they seem to leave satisfied with that.

 

[Lullabelle]

Suits means the Mormons. They won't drink coffee.

Answer the door in full pink lycra.

Then ask about their official underwear.

Some of the Mormons we have had visit us have been stunning looking fellas.

 

[raleighnut]

Some of the Mormons we have had visit us have been stunning looking fellas.

View: https://youtu.be/qMM3MgS4yxc

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Well, the Blues in their Blacks went red, whilst the Reds never bothered/decided against calling.

 

[classic33]

Easy enough work out.

 

[mustang1]

I'm late to the party but tell them you've just popped a Viagra and can't concentrate on what they have to say right now.

 

[classic33]

I'm late to the party but tell them you've just popped a Viagra and can't concentrate on what they have to say right now.

He went for a walk, before they got to him!

 

[TwickenhamCyclist]

The God botherers are in our street. I reckon I've about 15 minutes before they work their way around the cul de sac to get to my gaff. They're all young men in suits, so can't chat them up to get ride of them.

You folks got 15 mins to figure out how I can avoid them, or what I can say to get shot of them.

Be polite and honest - that's what I do. We get them quite regularly... I normally say something along the lines of "I'm an atheist and very happy with life, the chances of you persuading me into joining your church are about the same as me persuading you into becoming atheists, but I appreciate its your duty to help me so thanks for trying." It can end amicably with a handshake in under a minute if you want it to... polite, assertive and confident... good advice in life in general...