Need help with a 'domestic'....

[derrick]

It ain't a Chip buttie if it ain't on thick white sliced bread,

 

[Peter Armstrong]

OMG after reading this im starving!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

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@Mort you pic is not a meal! A continental snack or starter at push

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Proper white morning "roll" none of this bap nonsense or thick white bread, butter, salt and vinegar and cuppa tea or bottle Irn Bru. Think i've just offered to take you on a date!

No can do, we are gastronomically incompatible

 

[postman]

I always eat wholemeal,but chip butties MUST be in a soft,white,fluffy,slightly dusted bap.

 

[User482]

You still got it wrong, they are bread cakes.

White with tommy sauce by the way is the correct answer

No, they're oven bottoms.

 

[derrick]

This is a chip butty,http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnktp5buqn1qb9v9yo1_500.jpg A barm is not a chip butty. END OF.

 

[welsh dragon]

This is a chip butty,http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnktp5buqn1qb9v9yo1_500.jpg A barm is not a chip butty. END OF.

Red sauce. See RED SAUCE. Yayyyyy

 

[MikeG]

OMG after reading this im starving!

OMG after reading this I am feeling sick.......

 

[snorri]

Butties? Baps? What are these?

 

[subaqua]

No, they're oven bottoms.

mmmm oven bottom muffins slathered with proper butter and lots of crisp skinned chips with a fluffy white centre. . food porn

 

[RedRider]

Processed white bread, the sort that turns doughy when pressed. Too much butter so it rolls down your chin. Enough vinegar to sting your eyes. Salt.

Unpeeled spud tossed in cumin seeds may well be nice but it's not chips.

Recognisable grain, seed, roughage or colour in the bread is unacceptable and a barm cake's way too floury for the job.

Breadcake is typical Yorkshire deception designed to make the civilised look daft in Leeds' bakeries. (Don't ask.) Yorkies, you're just kidding yourselves on that score.

 

[EltonFrog]

White bread doorsteps, thickly buttered, ready to receive the chip filling.

This is the ONLY way to have chip butty. FACT.

 

[Hover Fly]

I've only lived in Scotland for 30 years, so haven't grasped yet the meaning of making a meal of bread and potatoes Where are the vitamins???

You go to your GP (or "Quack" in working class parlance) who gives you a prescription for multivitamin tablets.

 

[Silver Fox]

Cut an unsliced white loaf in half, hollow out the centre then fill with chips. Curry or gravy optional.

Deeelish.