mustang1
Legendary Member
- Location
- London, UK
Put it on the windscreen of his van.
Watch out the window until you see him outside going to his car or something and then run out. That way you will be able to catch him face to face. Failing that, build a big catapult and launch it through the air into his garden.TNT asked me to sign for a box recently for a lad who lives about six houses away from me. No problem, although whatever it is it's massive, 4 foot by 3 foot, and it's blocking my hall way. I wouldn't mind that a bit for a day or two, but it's been two whole weeks now. I don't know this guy to speak to by the way, only by sight.
I've been and knocked on the door when I've seen his car and van arrive of an evening, but he doesn't answer it. I put a letter through the door after a week reminding him he has a parcel, and I've called and text messaged his phone (it's printed on the delivery slip). Nothing. It's now really getting on my tits. What would you do?
I've thought of just leaving it on his doorstep but if anything happens to it, he's bound to be one of those knuckleheads who holds a grudge.
A few years ago I had some hospitality FA Cup tickets delivered to me intended for someone with a similar address. Called up the company to report it admittedly laying it on a bit thick about how excited I had initially been because it was my team in the final. Got a call back a couple of hours later, they would put a pair of tickets in the post for me to thank me for my honestly.Reminds me of parents laptop that went to 24 instead of 27 so bloke opened it up and used it. Total scum.
If sending a text, use *02# as a prefix to the message. This gives you a read receipt, showing the text message has been read. If he reads it.