New Crush - Nigella Lawson

[Wigsie]

I'm with you on the Nigella thing but I have NO idea who supper nanny is?????????

She is a tubby lady in a suit with a bossy face and she puts unruly boys and girls on the naughty step!

I know I shouldnt have a crush on either really, both voices irritate me and the fakeness is shocking with Nigella but for some reason I do and i cant help it.

Must be other people out there that have weird crushes on odd looking men and women for no apparent reason? or is it just me?

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

My thoughts exactly, how can anyone prefer Jo Frost over Dr. Tanya Byron?

Mmmmmm, Dr B. Me liiiiiiikes.

 

[Wigsie]

Mmmmmm, Dr B. Me liiiiiiikes.

Yes would take her over Supernanny any day but she is conventionally attractive...

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Yes would take her over Supernanny any day but she is conventionally attractive...

Aaah, I see - you'd like to discipline Super Nanny a bit, in a sort of kinky "I-feel-rather-sorry-for-the-bizarrely-shaped-lady-who-can't-say-the-word-acceptable-properly"... I'll have a think if there are any 'non-conventionally attractive' women I'm attractd to then...

 

[Hover Fly]

I'm a fan of Nigella's splendid muffins

Would you like to get your hands on her jugs?

 

[User169]

, and Fergus Henderson is a necromancer of the first order.

'EAR 'EAR!

 

[Blackandblue]

Fergus Henderson is a necromancer of the first order.

Couldn't agree more (after I looked up the meaning of necromancer - great word - I hope to be able to use it more in future).

As for Nigella, I think she has a pretty face, a beautifully pneumatic body and a delightful sauciness about her.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Couldn't agree more (after I looked up the meaning of necromancer - great word - I hope to be able to use it more in future).

As for Nigella, I think she has a pretty face, a beautifully pneumatic body and a delightful sauciness about her.

... so, you would then?

 

[Dayvo]

Oh, sorry, I thought you said 'Super Fanny!'

 

[Wigsie]

Oh, sorry, I thought you said 'Super Fanny!'

Never..... She will always be Nicks 'Special Friend'

 

[dodgy]

Turn your speakers down if you're in the office. http://www.noob.us/humor/nigellas-xxxmas/

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Turn your speakers down if you're in the office. http://www.noob.us/humor/nigellas-xxxmas/

Headphones here, good job too!!

 

[Dayvo]

Turn your speakers down if you're in the office. http://www.noob.us/humor/nigellas-xxxmas/

Clean living - dirty talking!

 

[Arch]

Must be other people out there that have weird crushes on odd looking men and women for no apparent reason? or is it just me?

Although I prefer The Hampster, I have found myself thinking that James May would do....

Yeah, it scares me too...

Although it's not looks - it's the fact that 'Engineering buff, musical, pilot's licence' is a combo that sends me weak at the kness...

 

[Wigsie]

Although it's not looks - it's the fact that 'Engineering buff, musical, pilot's licence' is a combo that sends me weak at the kness...

And the fact that he would be incredibly precise and tidy in your garden shed!