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Gbola

New Member
Are you saying cyclists are not entitled to enjoyments of life? Is erectile dysfunction a form of contraception? Removing this hazard means cyclists would enjoy better erection because of stronger hearts and optimum blood flow
 

Bicycle

Guest
This is a great thread. It has some of the characteristics of an angry Press Release by Cornish Separatists:

One or two take it terribly, terribly seriously and everyone else s doing their best to keep a straight face.

I and my cycling pals have far, far too many children and far, far too much romantic affection in our lives.

I agree with the poster above who said anything that might reduce the population would be a good thing.

What no-one seems to have pointed out yet is that the saddle apparently designed to prevent ED looks not entirely unlike the penis of someone who might have just that.... :troll:
 

numbnuts

Legendary Member
well I've just ordered the Selle SMP TRK and with my name <<<<< I need all the help I can get
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Dan_h

Well-Known Member
Location
Reading, UK
Are you saying cyclists are not entitled to enjoyments of life? Is erectile dysfunction a form of contraception? Removing this hazard means cyclists would enjoy better erection because of stronger hearts and optimum blood flow

Are you, perhaps, one of the people with a few thousand of these saddles to try and shift?

"Will biking cause impotence for the average cyclist? Does that risk outweigh the sport's cardiovascular benefits?" questions Harin Padma-Nathan, MD, a clinical professor of urology at the University of California School of Medicine. "The answer is no, on both counts."

From this article...

http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest/431285/sex-and-cycling-cyclists-do-it-better.html
 

Gbola

New Member
Reducing potential perineal pressure by whatever means possible would improve overall sexual performance of the cyclists. Why should cyclists carry the burden of controlling world population? You don't only have sex to reproduce? Do you? And what about your partner? A good cyclist with a powerful heart without good erection would be of such low self esteem that it might in turn reduce his cycling.
 

Gbola

New Member
Are you, perhaps, one of the people with a few thousand of these saddles to try and shift?

"Will biking cause impotence for the average cyclist? Does that risk outweigh the sport's cardiovascular benefits?" questions Harin Padma-Nathan, MD, a clinical professor of urology at the University of California School of Medicine. "The answer is no, on both counts."

I am not into business of any kind. Is that satisfactory? However, I know about erectile dysfunction more than you by training

From this article...

http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/latest/431285/sex-and-cycling-cyclists-do-it-better.html
 

brokenflipflop

Veteran
Location
Worsley
As medicine advances and eventually diseases in Third World gets dealt with but people in the Third World continue to shell out dozens of kids then the already and increasingly overpopulated world will continue to grow and this obviously can't be sustained. I think you're there before me - cyclists can combat the overpopulation of the world with their Brooks saddles buggering up their erections. We need a Bob Geldof kind of appeal to get bikes and Brooks saddles over to the Third World. I hope they have the strength and energy to cycle sufficiently to cause erectile problems. I may not have thought this through properly.
 

Gbola

New Member
As medicine advances and eventually diseases in Third World gets dealt with but people in the Third World continue to shell out dozens of kids then the already and increasingly overpopulated world will continue to grow and this obviously can't be sustained. I think you're there before me - cyclists can combat the overpopulation of the world with their Brooks saddles buggering up their erections. We need a Bob Geldof kind of appeal to get bikes and Brooks saddles over to the Third World. I hope they have the strength and energy to cycle sufficiently to cause erectile problems. I may not have thought this through properly.

Erection represent a distinct symbol of masculinity. A very important symbol for young men. Erectile dysfunction leads to marriage break up, infidelity which can lead to murder, depression and suicide. It is ethically and morally wrong to prescribe erection as a form of contraception. These 'people in the third world' have sex as the only form of enjoyment they can afford (they don't have to buy it). Do you want to deprive them of that as well? Have you looked at the articles on internet pornographic hits. None of the top countries is from your typical ''third world''.
 

Bicycle

Guest
This thread is starting to exceed my wildest hopes.

I think everyone who has posted to date is completely right and I want to read more of what they have to say.

For what it's worth, I use cheapish Selle Italia saddles dropped slightly at the nose.

Now that divorce, murder and suicide are added to the plot, I might have to consult my surgeon, GP or LBS. This might get scary!
 

Gbola

New Member
Erectile dysfunction should not be taken lightly, only people that suffer from it can attest to its demoralising effects on their lives. Unfortunately they are the ones that are unlikely to speak out in a forum like this.
 

Gbola

New Member
This thread is starting to exceed my wildest hopes.

I think everyone who has posted to date is completely right and I want to read more of what they have to say.

For what it's worth, I use cheapish Selle Italia saddles dropped slightly at the nose.

Now that divorce, murder and suicide are added to the plot, I might have to consult my surgeon, GP or LBS. This might get scary!

In what ways has the Selle Italia help with perineal pressure. Just wondering
 

brokenflipflop

Veteran
Location
Worsley
I did mention that I may not have thought it through properly. I don't know if this is relevant but since I started cycling 4 months ago I have gone from masturbating about 12 times a week to just 3 times a week. Since I got my Brooks saddle 10 days ago I've not masturbated once.
 

Gbola

New Member
I did mention that I may not have thought it through properly. I don't know if this is relevant but since I started cycling 4 months ago I have gone from masturbating about 12 times a week to just 3 times a week. Since I got my Brooks saddle 10 days ago I've not masturbated once.
I don't know whether there is any connection, because masturbation can precede erection and vice versa. Nevertheless, it is still relatively a short period of time. It must be there for at least 3 months before a reasonable conclusion. More so there are so many other possible contributory factors. Your GP is always there
 
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