Note to Impatient Driver bloke..

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Peter Armstrong

Über Member
How about,

Dear Dick head,

I know where you live, so if you rev ur farking van behind me again ill smash fark out of it.

lots of love.....

Another local road user
 
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Arjimlad

Arjimlad

Tights of Cydonia
Location
South Glos
That's for next time..

"Oi fatty, if you got on a bike like me, you'd realise how awkward it is pulling out of that junction, you'd also be more patient less aggressive & slimmer too. Yrs Slim Jim"
 

SRSE

Regular
Location
Swindon
I'd change "I don’t think you could have pulled out any earlier if you had been cycling, or driving your car" to "I don’t think you could have pulled out any earlier if you had been in front of me", as he probably doesn't cycle.

How about this for next time... Dismount and stand to one side, making an exaggerated sweeping motion to invite him to move in front of you. Then remount and sit behind him, loudy criticising his ability to pull out into any gap in the traffic.

Also with a looooooong blast from the AirZound ofc :thumbsup:
 
I was waiting to turn right out of a sidestreet this morning when this driver waiting behind me basically lost patience and revved the nuts off his engine, driving forwards and trying to force his way past me to make te same manoeuvre as me.

He lives very locally to me and I will see him again, but I can't let this pass without comment. What do you think of my note ?


21st February 2013


Dear Sir,

I wanted to have a friendly & polite word with you about how your actions made me feel this morning, but you wouldn’t speak to me when we were stopped at the lights, so I thought it best to write you this note instead.

I hadn’t been waiting long to join the Bristol Road when you revved your engine, and made to push me out of the way. That’s how it felt to me with you behind me. I felt your driving to be aggressive and impatient. I was concerned that you were going to force me out of the way.

During the minute or less that I was waiting to pull onto the Bristol Road, I didn’t see one gap in traffic which would have been sensible to take in a car or on a bike.

I don’t think you could have pulled out any earlier if you had been cycling, or driving your car. There was a vehicle turning into Court Road from the left, with a fairly steady stream of traffic coming from the right. Other vehicles were also approaching from the left. The car turning in from the left did not stop and beckon me out, as often happens with considerate drivers.

Your actions made me feel forced to pull out into a smaller gap than I was comfortable to take just to get away from you – which is not a pleasant feeling especially when you’re not surrounded by steel and airbags.

I am sure that the 4x4 which was approaching from Winterbourne had to brake to accommodate me pulling out.

I can pull away quite fast from Court Road, but I need to bear in mind that oncoming traffic (which is usually doing at least 30 mph or more) shouldn’t have to brake to avoid me.

In future I would be very grateful if you could drive more patiently and considerately around more vulnerable road users. As a local person, I cycle to work about four times a week along Court Road and beyond, and I also cycle along your road with my children. Thankfully it is extremely rare that I encounter driving which makes me feel I need to protest.

When I see you again I will be friendly and polite, but if I experience you driving like that again, I will refer to this letter and take appropriate action.

I try to share the road politely and sympathetically whether I am driving or cycling, and I would respectfully ask that you extend me the same courtesy.

Yours sincerely


Another local road user



A nicely worded letter, that'll teach him a lesson he won't forget in a hurry!
 
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Arjimlad

Arjimlad

Tights of Cydonia
Location
South Glos
Thanks... kinda worried about my ride home tonight past his gaff - I hope he takes it in the manner intended !
 
Location
Hampshire
When you start paying road tax and have to pass a test and be insured to be on the road I'll take some notice of you. Until then you can f#ck off you skinny, probably can't afford a car, tree hugging w#nker!
 

4F

Active member of Helmets Are Sh*t Lobby
Location
Suffolk.
I would wrap your note to a brick and put it through his windscreen. That should get his attention. :>)
 
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