Now Pedigree Chum goes bust!

[Globalti]

....the makers have called in the retriever.

 

[mr Mag00]

FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

 

[beanzontoast]

I dunno... gone to the dogs.

 

[tyred]

It's their own fault. The management made a dog's dinner of running the company.

 

[Fab Foodie]

....the makers have called in the retriever.

That's terrible, PAL. Jokes like that won't Winalot of support here me old Chum.

 

[Aperitif]

That's nice...a bonus.
Reminds me of that dog book "Love in the Time of Collar" by Gabriel Garcia Markies...

 

[Paulus]

That joke should be collared by the police hound.

 

[Crackle]

Is this true. It'll take a bit of digesting this, I'll have to chew it over some more. Is no-one going to throw them a bone then and lead them back to the path. The Directors haven't had their collars felt have they?

 

[Stig-OT-Dump]

You lot are a bunch of wags, aren't you!

 

[Speicher]

I take it the Retriever has had a Butchers' at the balance sheet.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Some pretty Paw responses here I feel

 

[betty swollocks]

You will hardly winalot of supporters with a joke like that!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

you lot are barking…

 

[Noodley]

That's a terrierable joke.

 

[Fab Foodie]

That's a terrierable joke.

You're in Great Dane-ger of being hounded off the forum for that one...
My wife gets the giggles at puns, I'd better not show here these, they'll only Setter off... I've got a Chines take away, Mmmm Chow Mein. my brother will make you some thing if I ask... "Jack, Russel-up a snack will you". I'm just nipping out for a poodle around on my Bike.