We'll let you off then
Going even more off topic - thinking of your suggestion of a 'bent as my new "go-faster", it's an intriguing idea, and I like it.
BUT: I don't think they fit into the usual bike spaces on trains (or are there foldable bents out there?

)
Yes, there are - but more folding for transport in the back of a c**
The other major downside for me is that I'd feel much more vulnerable, being lower down and less "in the face" of other road users, especially on busy roads, + closer to the exhaust fumes too ...
Curiously, 'bent riders often comment on the fact that, because you are lower down, you are less usual - and therefore more visible
. When people see a 'bent, they usually smile too - and give you more room
. Not all 'bents are at exhaust-pipe height
So I think it'll have to be a more "traditional" one for me, which is still rather exciting

. Any further suggestions welcome, I may even have to start my own "what bike?" thread

, once I've worked out what type of bike I want ... (bearing in mind that the result of n+1 cannot become > 2 in the foreseable future

)
In the meantime I'd be happy to just get out on the bike again soon, this on-off cold has been going on for far too long now