That's an ambitious blag that one, you'd have to have more front than Blackpool to pull it off.
Oh he was ambitious alright. I thought that he was working at Bristows Helecoptors. His other wife thought that he was in the RAF still and at RAF Valley and his girlfriend and 2 kids? Well, who knows where they thought that he was.
He pulled off the 3 week rota for a while. I thought that he was on 2 weeks at Bristows, Jude the other wife thought that he was 2 weeks at Valley and Eiriodd (I think that's how it was spelled), must have thought something similar.
We all thought that he was 2 weeks 'on' and one week 'off' and round and round it went. I found out about Jude when she rang RAF Valley and was told that he'd left the RAF a year since. They gave her his contact number which was my home number. I was a bit flabberghasted and I (after quite a calm chat under the circs) rang Bristowes who had never heard of him.
I invited Jude over for the following Tuesday, the start of the 'off' week as far as I was concerned and we waited in for his 'somewhere around noon' arrival. We hid her car around the corner. We'd already met up at Chester the weekend before for a coffee and a strategy meeting. We were both fairly furious with him but not with each other as we realised that we had both been duped, big time. Twit ex walked in and I said that there was someone here to see him and he went unsuspecting into the living room and I followed and shut the door.
He had the gaul to say "It's not what you think" and started to bluster a bit when Eirodd walked in the back door as she had 'followed' him back to mine in a hire car. We women can be pretty formidable when we team up against a scumbag. Jude didn't take a slice of my home until after he had to buy me out and then she 'broke' him by dobbing him to the Inland Revenue.
You couldn't make it up, I felt a bit of a wazzock but it never crossed my mind to ask if the decree absolute he showed when we married was the most recent. He had been married 6 times before me and only (I say only) divorced 5 times.
I felt quite safe asking if
@Cunobelin was the ex as there was no way that twit-scumbag-ex would ride a bike. The bike would just reject him.