Ok, now we've offed Greedo, who's next?

[theclaud]

That Shaun character struts about like he owns the place.

Admin, of course, is assassinated by Yenrod.

 

[dellzeqq]

Redders is easy - poisoned whisky in the post. For Patrick we need a honey-trap involving Arch, perhaps culminating in a duel with Dellzeqq. Dellzeqq wins, and going over to eye his fallen adversary, discovers that Patrick has sneakily sent Spire in disguise in his place. Grief-stricken, he dispatches himself with the pearl-handled Derringer. The escaped Patrick meets the avenging Canrider on the road and is felled with a single devastating blow. Meanwhile, Linf has stopped to change the tyre on his Mitsubishi and is run over by a trike, which has miscalculated a handbrake turn. It is piloted by Ben Lovejoy, who was travelling at exactly the speed limit, confident that Linf has absorbed enough road-safety propaganda to Get Out Of The Way. User482, newly appointed to a position of power, with a heavy heart orders Lovejoy's execution to send the message to others that they cannot expect to cross him and win. GilesM is the first to perish in the tsunami. Before it hits him he has an epiphany about Climate Change, and renounces everything he had hitherto believed. But in fact the tsunami has been sent by Smeggers, who is in fact God. Unkraut is saddened, but saw it coming. So did Flying Monkey, who has escaped by, er, flying. As chaos reigns across what is left of the earth, Gary stoutly defends his small woodland community from brigands led by Dom Tyler and Bonj. Eventually they capture the village and dispatch its chief, but they have no idea how to fend for themselves, and a stray Death Cap in their celebratory feast leads to an agonising end. Gaia completes her revenge in a series of ever-more devastating catastrophes, and at the end only NickM is left. He misses everyone.

(tips hat, acknowledging a starburst of talent!)

 

[Aperitif]

Admin, of course, is assassinated by Yenrod.

...along with random parts of the English language... (Come back Lee)

 

[dellzeqq]

Admin, of course, is assassinated by Yenrod.

I think it's more likely that Admin, realising the futility of his mission to spread literacy amongst cyclists, throws himself from a high tower constructed entirely of Yenrodisms...

 

[theclaud]

I think it's more likely that Admin, realising the futility of his mission to spread literacy amongst cyclists, throws himself from a high tower constructed entirely of Yenrodisms...

Breugel-tastic! I had to stop - I was starting to visualise my own sorry demise. It involves a ride home after work and an ambush by a funny-handlebarred assassin, and I'm starting to get nervous...

 

[redjedi]

Breugel-tastic! I had to stop - I was starting to visualise my own sorry demise. It involves a ride home after work and an ambush by a funny-handlebarred assassin, and I'm starting to get nervous...

Was he dressed all in black, smoking a John Player Special?

MacB?

 

[rich p]

Good work, TC, but I'd never heard of any of those people.

Are they from another forum?

 

[theclaud]

Good work, TC, but I'd never heard of any of those people.

Are they from another forum?

I've got much more gruesome ends in mind for the Cafe crowd.

 

[theclaud]

Was he dressed all in black, smoking a John Player Special?

MacB?

A shifty looking dude? I made the mistake of laughing as I overtook him up a hill. A sort of bitter muttering noise was the last thing I heard. I write this from the other side...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

A shifty looking dude? I made the mistake of laughing as I overtook him up a hill. A sort of bitter muttering noise was the last thing I heard. I write this from the other side...[/QUOTE]

Have you passed over................

 

[ttcycle]

A shifty looking dude? I made the mistake of laughing as I overtook him up a hill. A sort of bitter muttering noise was the last thing I heard. I write this from the other side...[/QUOTE]

Have you passed over................

Don't worry TC, only refers to the hot burny place that is P&L also inhabited by lost souls

 

[Aperitif]

Don't worry TC, only refers to the hot burny place that is P&L also inhabited by lost souls

Ah! Souls.

I did wonder, thank you.
There but for the god of Grace go I...

 

[ttcycle]

Don't worry Martin, you shield of shoddily interwoven puns has so far deflected the mini arrows the cafe crowd may be shooting in an attempt to finish you but it will hastily be melted in P&L fires and that'll be the demise of you.

 

[Canrider]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM&feature=related

Hang on, who kills me?
I'm seeing Canrider and Andy in Sig battling with oversized farm implements on the edge of a chasm. Andy strikes a mighty blow, Canrider falls but grips his ankle and they both plummet.
And it's been months since I watched TLOTR

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Redders is easy - poisoned whisky in the post. For Patrick we need a honey-trap involving Arch, perhaps culminating in a duel with Dellzeqq. Dellzeqq wins, and going over to eye his fallen adversary, discovers that Patrick has sneakily sent Spire in disguise in his place. Grief-stricken, he dispatches himself with the pearl-handled Derringer. The escaped Patrick meets the avenging Canrider on the road and is felled with a single devastating blow. Meanwhile, Linf has stopped to change the tyre on his Mitsubishi and is run over by a trike, which has miscalculated a handbrake turn. It is piloted by Ben Lovejoy, who was travelling at exactly the speed limit, confident that Linf has absorbed enough road-safety propaganda to Get Out Of The Way. User482, newly appointed to a position of power, with a heavy heart orders Lovejoy's execution to send the message to others that they cannot expect to cross him and win. GilesM is the first to perish in the tsunami. Before it hits him he has an epiphany about Climate Change, and renounces everything he had hitherto believed. But in fact the tsunami has been sent by Smeggers, who is in fact God. Unkraut is saddened, but saw it coming. So did Flying Monkey, who has escaped by, er, flying. As chaos reigns across what is left of the earth, Gary stoutly defends his small woodland community from brigands led by Dom Tyler and Bonj. Eventually they capture the village and dispatch its chief, but they have no idea how to fend for themselves, and a stray Death Cap in their celebratory feast leads to an agonising end. Gaia completes her revenge in a series of ever-more devastating catastrophes, and at the end only NickM is left. He misses everyone.

Lol - is that too long for a sig line?