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OLD FART THREAD WARNING

In my head I'm a young, indestructible, buccaneer. Striding through life with an arrogant swagger.

In reality, my kids ask me about the olden days when I was younger.
My youngest son is worried that I'm going to be "going to heaven" soon!
I've recently changed jobs, I honestly own tee shirts that are older than some of my new colleagues.
My body aches.
I'm forgetful.
I need specs to read now.
I'm forgetful.
The mirror shows a battered and lined face.
I'm attracted to cardigans.
Also, I'm getting a bit forgetful.

I know you can't halt the march of time, but what do you guys do to at least slow it down a bit?
I'm feeling a bit old and aware of my own mortality, give me hope people!
 
The attraction to cardigans is not old age, it's an illness; get pills for it.
 

Dirk

If 6 Was 9
Location
Watchet
OLD FART THREAD WARNING

In my head I'm a young, indestructible, buccaneer. Striding through life with an arrogant swagger.

In reality, my kids ask me about the olden days when I was younger.
My youngest son is worried that I'm going to be "going to heaven" soon!
I've recently changed jobs, I honestly own tee shirts that are older than some of my new colleagues.
My body aches.
I'm forgetful.
I need specs to read now.
I'm forgetful.
The mirror shows a battered and lined face.
I'm attracted to cardigans.
Also, I'm getting a bit forgetful.

I know you can't halt the march of time, but what do you guys do to at least slow it down a bit?
I'm feeling a bit old and aware of my own mortality, give me hope people!
How old are you?
 

Freds Dad

Veteran
Location
Gawsworth.
Get yourself on these.

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User32269

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Cheer yourself up by buying a new flask.
There's an idea. Cheers.
 
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User32269

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There's no hope, but I find giving it some welly and taking a Strava KOM of some boastful whipper snapper very satisfying and good for the ego, it can be done with the right tailwind even at my age and I am older than you.
I like that! If one of my young kids shows me how to use Strava, I may give that a go.
 
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[QUOTE 5139697, member: 43827"]The important bit is to do more stuff you enjoy, and less that you don't.[/QUOTE]
Good advice. In that spirit, I'm going out with my big lad for a blast through the woods on our bikes before it gets dark!
 
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