OLD FART THREAD WARNING In my head I'm a young, indestructible, buccaneer. Striding through life with an arrogant swagger. In reality, my kids ask me about the olden days when I was younger. My youngest son is worried that I'm going to be "going to heaven" soon! I've recently changed jobs, I honestly own tee shirts that are older than some of my new colleagues. My body aches. I'm forgetful. I need specs to read now. I'm forgetful. The mirror shows a battered and lined face. I'm attracted to cardigans. Also, I'm getting a bit forgetful. I know you can't halt the march of time, but what do you guys do to at least slow it down a bit? I'm feeling a bit old and aware of my own mortality, give me hope people!