Online Cycling 'Test'
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Perhaps it was written by an unshaven barber.
Oh, and I just found one where "None of these answers are correct." was the correct answer!
MossCommuter
Guru
- Location
- Salford
What a load of shoot; stopped after nine questions
Seems like this went down a treat glad i'm posted the link 
I was inboxed the link on another site, I don't think the guy who sent it me created it so i'm not sure of its origins.
I should of mentioned that it's completely free to sign up on that website, just use a random username that you can remember. No email verification, it's a pretty basic harmless link as far as I can tell.
Reading these posts are entertaining enough but I can't seem to understand what anyone is talking about.
Some of you are talking about things that I'm not encountering in the quiz, and the rest aren't quoting the questions properly, it all seems very straight forward to me, but my total score doesn't improve
I was inboxed the link on another site, I don't think the guy who sent it me created it so i'm not sure of its origins.
I should of mentioned that it's completely free to sign up on that website, just use a random username that you can remember. No email verification, it's a pretty basic harmless link as far as I can tell.
Reading these posts are entertaining enough but I can't seem to understand what anyone is talking about.
Some of you are talking about things that I'm not encountering in the quiz, and the rest aren't quoting the questions properly, it all seems very straight forward to me, but my total score doesn't improve
- Location
- Inside my skull
Last question. You are cycling along when the Trump motorcade goes past do you
1. Drop your pants and give them a moonie?
2. Give them the finger?
3. Swear under your breath?
4. All of the above?
1. Drop your pants and give them a moonie?
2. Give them the finger?
3. Swear under your breath?
4. All of the above?
guitarpete247
Just about surviving
- Location
- Leicestershire
Not under your breath but answers 1 & 2.
I foolishly stuck it out and failed the test with 55/99. I feel I wasted 20 mins or so but had nothing else to do as weather is miserable and Commonwealth games coverage finished for the day.
I foolishly stuck it out and failed the test with 55/99. I feel I wasted 20 mins or so but had nothing else to do as weather is miserable and Commonwealth games coverage finished for the day.
mikeymustard
Guru
WT actual F? Hazard in summer melting tar sticking to your tyres? In the UK? Also watch out for rabid dogs, sh*t apple rednecks and large astronomical objects (e.g. planetoids, Chinese satellites) landing on your head.
mjr
Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next
- Location
- mostly Norfolk, sometimes Somerset
Yeah, usually a couple of times each summer. Can be a hazard if you've not much tyre clearance. Not so much the tar as what it sticks to the tyre: stones to jam the wheel or just the road enough to fark up handling.
Don't underestimate the incompetence of some councils in choosing the best material for road surfaces, even in our balmy climes. When I was in Junior school (admittedly a very long time ago), every summer we used to love picking at the bubbling road surface outside our school to see who could make the biggest tar ball. Parents were less thrilled by tar-stained clothes. Even today, I still see road surfaces that get sticky in the British summer.
As an aside, I lived in Bangkok for a few years, and one of the (many) things that impressed me was the ability there to make tarmac road surfaces that didn't melt even in tropical heat, when UK roads got sticky in summer.
mikeymustard
Guru
LOL for 3 days a year I think I can probably cope with that hazard!
Regarding Bangkok roads not melting, it's probably a bit like with tyres - a compromise between sticky-ness and hardwearing-ness
snorri
Legendary Member
- Location
- East coast, up a bit.
I fell asleep doing this quiz and have now lost 45 minutes.
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Nigel-YZ1
Guru
- Location
- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
Next week the Daily Mail will have an article stating "20% of cyclists think...".
I can't help thinking we're lab rats being used for some sinister purpose in this survey... or its just perfectly normal paranoia.
I can't help thinking we're lab rats being used for some sinister purpose in this survey... or its just perfectly normal paranoia.
classic33
Leg End Member
Just normal paranoia.
