'Original' telly ideas...Hmmmmm

[Drago]

Countryphile.

A programme for the likes of Gary Glitter who are thinking of getting away from it all.

 

[MossCommuter]

Get ahht o' my pab

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/beer.10335/post-4558651

 

[Drago]

Toast.

A long haired Scotsman in a Barbour jacket walks around the seaside discussing breakfast snacks.

 

[Drago]

Thongs of Praise.

Religious folk don their mankinis and sing a few hymns.

 

[Drago]

Antiques Road Ho.

A team of experts from the BBC travel the country and try to guess the prices charged by the most elderly hooker they can find.

 

[Drago]

Moose Women

A bunch of ugly middle aged has-been women talk about current affairs.

 

[Drago]

One man and his log

A celebration of unflushed toilets the World over.

 

[User32269]

You need a job lad.

 

[Drago]

Watchdog

A programme where we get to sit and stare at Ann Robinson for half an hour.

 

[Drago]

Newsfight

Jeremy Paxman cagefighting with guests from the World of current affairs.

 

[booze and cake]

Did you not see the video going around that had been hacked off David's phone, although those stocking, suspenders & high heels seemed a strange set of clothes to be doing housework in

Haha really? No I have'nt, that news passed me by somehow. I am at least encouraged she has a hoover and knows how to use it.

 

[TheDoctor]

Watchdoge.

Such consumer
Much warning
So scare
Wow

 

[TheDoctor]

Similarly...

One Man And His Doge.

Very sheep.
Many whistle
Excite.

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

Smokeation Smokeation Smokeation.
Kirsty and Phil show an overly fussy mountaineering enthusiast round a series of properties in Lincoln.
But how many Rothmans will Phil go through when Kirsty goes for a quick slash on a Clearblue indicator stick ?

 

[NorthernDave]

London's Gurning - the popular Northern sport arrives in the capital with an all star list of contestants including Danny Dyer, Mark Wright, Jamie Oliver and any other gurning mockney idiots they can find.

Blue Bloods - a fly on the wall show from Windsor Castle. Who will jovial patriarch Phil upset next? Will Edward finally get a job? Tune in and find out!

Homes Under The Hammer: popular 90s star MC Hammer performs some of his classic dance routines on residential rooftops across the nation.

One Man And His Dodge: sheepherding in a classic American muscle car.

Let It Wine: Gary Barlow somehow manages to get a 6 week prime time plug for his new vineyard on Saturday night telly.