Own up, which one of your childish fools did this?

[slowmotion]

I wonder what a re-spray costs on a Bugatti Veyron?

Beyond that bit of curiosity I don't find it the least bit amusing.

Somebody tagged half the vehicles parked in our street one night, including my white van. It comes off if you rub acetone on it.

 

[rich p]

You just chuck it in the boot.
It does does come with a boot doesn't it?

You also need a Bugatti hacksaw too

 

[rich p]

As the old joke said, isn't the prick normally on the inside?

 

[hoopdriver]

Somebody tagged half the vehicles parked in our street one night, including my white van. It comes off if you rub acetone on it.

Well, that's something anyway!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What's that big hole in the front for...

I think that's the fireplace.

 

[Archie_tect]

Not a Scud missile launcher then.... as it were.

 

[vernon]

<SERIOUS HEAD>And for those who laughed, what if the prick had been sprayed on your car?

Still laughing?

It's unwarranted vandalism and condoning it is shameful.

</SERIOUS HEAD>

As you were.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Yo

What if Banksy did it?

that's a Wanksy though...

 

[AndyRM]

Nae pubes or jizz? A poor effort.

I'd be raging if someone did that to our little Fiat.

 

[Asa Post]

Wasn't me. I draw willy's with droplets coming out of the end.

That's cos you're a nurse - you know about these things

 

[Sara_H]

That's cos you're a nurse - you know about these things

True - I like things to be anatomically correct.

 

[Ganymede]

I have a feeling it could be one of the residents of the borough of Kensington wielding the paint can - those flashy cars are brought over every year by the scions of predominantly Middle-Eastern families of ludicrous wealth and revved around the streets all night. I'm surprised it's not scratched on with a compass-point tbh.

 

[raleighnut]

It's not funny at all, you could pay to build 16 new two and three bedroomed houses in Wallsend or the west end of Newcastle with the money that car cost... and have money left over to buy them a second hand minibus for the Community Centre.

They actually lose money on every one they sell. According to Clarkson (unreliable source) they cost somewhere in the region of 5 million to build and are a bit of a vanity 'thang' for VAG.

 

[MossCommuter]

As the old joke said, isn't the prick normally on the inside?

Beat me to it

 

[raleighnut]

As the old joke said, isn't the prick normally on the inside?

Normally a bit smaller though.