Pacemakers, anyone have one?

[postman]

To save money the Nhs are trialling wind powered battery charging.Normal pm batteries last 5-10 years.Postman is having his ECG and tests on Friday afternoon at the LGI he might be the first to be offered this new trial.The Nhs are trying to find a pannier bag large enough to go cycling.

 

[Drago]

the Nhs are trialling wind powered battery charging.

Ive heared its a miniature turbine surgically implanted into the sphincter. Ones farts turn the blades and generate electrons. After a good meal of Pernod and duck eggs you can sell the excess has and electricity to your energy supplier.

 

[postman]

Ive heared its a miniature turbine surgically implanted into the sphincter. Ones farts turn the blades and generate electrons. After a good meal of Pernod and duck eggs you can sell the excess has and electricity to your energy supplier.

Kirby's fish and chip shop in Meanwood are stating sales of mushy peas has hit an all time record with lunchtime cyclists being their best customers,sadly the once favourite curry has slipped in to second place.