I think you'll find, as the one trying to wind the school up for fun, you are the one coming across as a prat.
If your wife is a primary teacher, she'll finish about 3? There will be people in the secondary school till at least 5. Plenty of time to sort it out.
Ha ha ha . Finished at 3 . Love it . You have no idea do you . Bet you are a secondary school teacher . Who think primary don't do much so start all kids at a lower level and switch them off from learning .
Now you have made more of a nob of yourself ...
Letter was sent in December saying parent etc needed to attend. We replied with a letter and also email , saying due to work commitments unable to attend and email result sheet happy to make appointment for anytime other than this week.
I was Happy to make appointment for next week as I have availability . That went in letter. No response .
Sent email again to phase leader Tuesday this week asking what arrangements were as not heard and we want results issued.
Got results yesterday . Looks like a yr 6 IT project. Which could have been emailed direct from the machine that produced it .
And no clever 2 sided printing . 2 sheets wasting resources.
But yeah it's all parents fault .
Finally get response when we have to go formal with LEA/OFSTED . What that tells me is there is something to hide .