If you think that getting a signature for a passport is a ball ache try amassing the evidence required to support an extended visa for the USA. I turned up at the US Embassy in London with a portfolio of evidence including: deeds for the matrimonial home, bank statements, a letter stating that I was in full employment, marriage certificate, details of parents nationalities and places of birth, details of my planned tour of America and supporting evidence of my intentions.
I was expecting an extensive grilling and in the three hours that I spent in the building, I spent two minutes talking to US officials and the rest of the time in queues. I was dismissed with no feedback about the outcome of the peremptory interviews.
My evidence must have been exemplary as I received my passport back via courier with a visa glued in it with a ten year shelf life.
I spent the rest of the day eating pies and drinking cider with
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