People trying to out 'special forces' each other on the Internet.

[Drago]

I could tell you what I did, but then I'd have to kill you.

Could you tell User?

 

[Hover Fly]

I believe sufficient time has elapsed since I was serving to make it safe to reveal that, for two years, I was in that force that could make paratroops cry, the SAS shake and Grenadier Guards officers run home to mummy.
Yes, I was a pay clerk in the AGC.

 

[TVC]

I have never been in the forces, anyone who has met me me will agree, I'm a lover, not a fighter.

 

[Drago]

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Ah, a sailor!

 

[howard2107]

I was in the RAF, did the Falklands war, but so did a lot of other people, and no doubt there will be others in the forum who have done similar. Proud to serve, Yes, do i tell my stories, pull up a sandbag as we used to say, but i only tell the funny ones, and i have hundreds.

 

[ianrauk]

I'm in the SAS....and so's my wife..!

 

[graham56]

"Put em up" donkey walloper.

Oh, just noticed Crab Air broadcasting.

 

[Crandoggler]

Didn't think crabs had any dits?

 

[graham56]

Didn't think crabs had any dits?

they don't ! hahaha

 

[graham56]

[QUOTE 3877863, member: 76"]Unfortunately @graham56 won't be posting any longer as he has been found, er, incapacitated by a stealthy unknown assailant........ Now, after that little bit of business I may award myself the BAOR medal for once going on exercise in Germany in 1984.... http://www.cjmedals.co.uk/showcase/british_army_of_the_rhine.html [/QUOTE]
Is that it ffs, you must have more than one?

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Eddie: So, ah, what did you do then?
War Veteran: Well, I'd rather not talk about it.
Eddie: Why, is it embarrassing? shoot your pants, did you? Cry, did you, eh?
War Veteran: Quite the opposite, actually.
Eddie: What, you sucked water in through your eyes?
War Veteran: No. I took Harrison's Point single-handed.
Richie: Oooh. That can be nasty. I shut Tucker's finger in the tank door, didn't I Eddie?
Eddie: I don't know, this is all a load of bollocks.

 

[mybike]

Unlike De Niro, at least I can pronounce Hereford.

Probably why Sean didn't reply, couldn't understand what he was on about.

 

[Tin Pot]

What is the secrecy situation after you leave the services?

We have the SAS arms discreetly up at the golf club due to one of the members prior service.

 

[Drago]

I quite like the look of the nuclear test medal, though I'm slightly disappointed ignorant dayglo.

 

[Crandoggler]

What is the secrecy situation after you leave the services?

We have the SAS arms discreetly up at the golf club due to one of the members prior service.

It's for life. You can, and will be improsoned for revealing any secret information. Hence why finding a real story from a real SF serviceman are few and far between. Anyone bragging is usually talking shite and they stand out like a dogs dick.

You'll know the real ones. They carry themselves in a certain way. I can't describe it. Very powerful men.